To not go for a poo when DH is in the house?

[BupcakesandCunting]

We've been together for ten years and I've only ever done a cack when he has been present once and that was only because I had norovirus and explosive shits.

My friends think I'm insane. I think that I am keeping some mystique alive in our relationship. My poo is pretty potent. He'd never want sex with me again if he smelt it.

I really need to go now. He is poncing about. I wish he'd hurry up and go out so that I can make a deposit. :(

Now you see, how do we know that's not still your ds Attilla

DH even!

ask me a question only a MNetter would know [wunk]

It's Friday night so time for a what thread?

What kind of ham do you buy?

Pouffe of ......

I can actually pinpoint the exact moment when I knew that romance had died in my relationship when my dh announced (having been to the loo) 'God that's a relief. I looked down the pan and thought I saw some blood but it was only a piece of chilli that had passed through my gut undigested'.

Not just 'died' but buried with a headstone.

But the opening poster has ten years of marriage (I mean I can understand a new relationship being a bit shy and all of that) and still having poo issues. Don't know if this is tragic or worthy of some kind of a medal

Bit dissapointed about the match thing being a lie. Have known about it for years, and always thought I might try it one day if necessary...and if I happened to be carrying a box of matches with me to the toilet, and now I find out it was never true in the first place . Good job my poo smells of roses

Naice Bumsex

and poo. Its meeeeee!!!!

Ok, you've passed Attilla

You know when you just hear a really funny snippet of somebody's conversation?

Well, I was walking past a group of people in the park today and heard the sentence "but what do you do if you have the shits?"

I instantly thought of this thread :o

I'm also massively anal. Cannot fart in front of DH even though he has the sweatiest arse in Britain and actively encourages me to let rip. Always wake up with trapped wind cos I won't even let go in my sleep. Nothing worse than being hassled when you're trying to do a poo.