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to ask you if you are hairless down there??

327 replies

melzyR · 26/10/2011 01:44

a drunk conversation on a girls night sparked the conversation of shaving down there.... i was very surprised to hear that out of 11 females only 3 still had hair down there.... Its not something i ever thought about before, and in the conversation i was 1 of the 3 that wasn't completely bare down there lol i am now the center of several hairy jokes, which doesn't bother me as they are quite funny... But anyway, as none of us no each other on here my question is are most people bare down there?

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ihatecbeebies · 01/11/2011 12:57

I'm completely bare down there when I can be bothered shaving it all off as dp likes it, so about once every couple of weeks, but the rest of the time i just keep it very neat and mostly bare IYKWIM. I prefer when dp shave his balls and keeps trim too.

tralalala · 01/11/2011 13:02

poor cold fannies

HermanMumster · 01/11/2011 13:09

"stick a pair of specs on mine and you'd swear it was Gerry Adams".

Quote of the week, no contest.

We neede an Aitch alert.

BoffinMum · 01/11/2011 13:17

PMSL Grin

jennifersofia · 01/11/2011 13:27

Yes, you are being unreasonable to ask that, as I don't know you.

Whatmeworry · 01/11/2011 13:35

Snork re Gerry Adams. Coffee and keyboards don't mix.

IShouldHaveBeenAPairOfClaws · 01/11/2011 14:01

What's with this whole shaved balls thing? Why would that be important, is it so you can suck them? Do people do that?

Insomnia11 · 01/11/2011 14:05

Neatly trimmed. I don't see the point of removing hair other than so much as it doesn't poke out when I'm swimming.

FearfulYank · 01/11/2011 14:13

Personally I think all-off pubes on either men or women is bit ewwwww. Just seems wrong somehow. There's got to be a little something! But that's just me. :)

perceptionreality · 01/11/2011 14:15

I wax it all off - I think it's tidier and cleaner and feels more comfortable. Each to their own though.

perceptionreality · 01/11/2011 14:19

It's not true that it's all about porn brainwashing. I personally don't like pubic hairs floating around my bathroom and getting into the soap and god knows where. I have frequently been handed a cup of tea with a pubic hair in. I would prefer to avoid anything like that when I have guests personally! And yes why don't people have a problem with shaving arm pits?

hwjm1945 · 01/11/2011 14:21

Jesus, where do yuo dine, to be handed cups of tea with pubes in them?

FearfulYank · 01/11/2011 14:30

I have to say I have never been served eau de pube. Ever...

perceptionreality · 01/11/2011 14:33

At other people's houses.

microfight · 01/11/2011 14:55

WTF
I have never ever seem a pube in a cup.

QuickLookBusy · 01/11/2011 15:02

Gosh perception Shock

I actually think you may be confusing a pube with an eyelash or eyebrow hair. It's a very easy thing to do.

ShirleyGoesBananas · 01/11/2011 15:03

Yes some men shave their balls to up the chances of teabagging.

Or one man shaved them in order to better get a ringing slap. But I doubt that's a very common reason.

QuickLookBusy · 01/11/2011 15:04

I don't understand any of that Shirly

ShirleyGoesBananas · 01/11/2011 15:05

Och dear Perception, maybe your host didn't understand teabagging and dunked their balls in your mug

pranma · 01/11/2011 15:06

After chemotherapy I never got my hair back either 'down there' or under my arms.A drastic depilatory eh :)

ShirleyGoesBananas · 01/11/2011 15:07

It's when a man lowers his balls into someone's mouth, QLB. And I dated a man who liked his balls slapped. Which I was more than happy to do! It didn't do anything for me sexually but it was very satisfying all the same, let me tell you!

Solo · 01/11/2011 15:08

God! I have! and it makes you turn a little Envy greeen...ugh! but to my knowledge, there's no good reason to be getting pubes in someones food or drink whether you are bushy or not. I've had it served up in both and I wanted to hurl!

IShouldHaveBeenAPairOfClaws · 01/11/2011 15:08

If your "friends" are serving you pube tea they might not be your friends after all.

QuickLookBusy · 01/11/2011 15:12

Thanks Shirl, every day's a school day.

ShirleyGoesBananas · 01/11/2011 15:13

I do these things so you don't have to! :o