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I'm a comedienne and I've written an entire routine about this forum

775 replies

joanjett · 14/10/2011 10:34

I love this forum so much , I wrote an entire routine about it . Would you like to see / hear it ?

OP posts:
usualsuspect · 17/10/2011 19:33

Why write your own materiel ,when you can just lift it straight from here?

begonyabampot · 17/10/2011 19:44

it's still her own material even if she used some inspiration (as most comics and writers do) from here. And a lot different from some poster writing the odd funny line now and then.

swallowthree · 17/10/2011 19:53

Great and captured how I feel about much of Mumsnet and much of the ill informed, self pitying, anti children shite that is spouted on here.

rycooler · 17/10/2011 20:03

usualsuspect; I could have written a much funnier routine that's for sure - but there's no way I could be a stand up comedian and do what she does ( I'm too good looking for stand up for one thing ) all she did was take MN's 'smug mummy' image and run with it - she hasn't lifted legit threads has she? - she made them up. With comedy you have to take the obvious and work with that, I'm sure there's some hilarious things being said on the camping threads but hardly anyone reads them so what's the point talking about them? AIBU is very popular and has mass appeal.

Claragoesbumpsinthenight · 17/10/2011 20:11

Its not the fact its taking the piss out of Mumsnet- I do that quite a lot but its just the fact I didn't find it funny!

usualsuspect · 17/10/2011 20:13

No the threads were not made up ..there were several rastamouse threads and I would hazard a guess she used the comments on them in her routine

WitchesBrewIsMyFriend · 17/10/2011 20:20

well I thought it was funny too.

rycooler · 17/10/2011 20:22

Yep, loads of RastaMouse threads - loads of nanny threads - loads of threads about organic food, she didn't make that up, what she did was exaggerate those themes - has there ever been a thread about a nanny building the extension? - no, she made it up.

usualsuspect · 17/10/2011 20:27

oh well ,it still wasn't funny Grin

GossipWitch · 17/10/2011 20:28

funny I love it, (not an organic milk drinker of cows that have been hugged).

BupcakesandHaunting · 17/10/2011 20:42

The thing is this; out of all of the forums I have ever been on, Mumsnet is by far the most self-deprecating. With a few exceptions, I think that we don't take ourselves all that seriously. Threads like the ones that this humour vacuum of a woman referenced always end up in the OP getting flamed so what she is actually doing is picking on people that aren't actually that well received here. That's why it isn't funny.

She needs to go away and try again. There is plenty of material on MN to develop a good routine from (BF v FF/SAHM v WOHM etc etc)

Plus, unless you are a MN regular, you wouldn't find her witterings about AIBU remotely funny. That's why I know that all of the hearty guffaws were canned.

So there.

scottishmummy · 17/10/2011 20:45

She's right about the content radge out about rastamouse impact upon received pronunciation and is I sounding black mummy?and lazy euro nannies who won't work 18hr day for tuppenth ha'penny and a biscotti for supper

Just not the delivery.pretty poor

rycooler · 17/10/2011 20:51

Usualsuspect Grin

begonyabampot · 17/10/2011 21:01

well my husband laughed as well and he doesn't read mumsnet. The kids laughed too but i'm not sure if they were laughing at her or laughing at us.

JarethTheGoblinKing · 17/10/2011 21:16

v amused that this thread's still going Grin

timetoask · 17/10/2011 21:21

oh, thanks for sharing MARY, I thought it was brilliant.

FunnysInTheGarden · 17/10/2011 22:31

Agreed Bup. It was just badly done.

BleedyGhoulzombiez · 19/10/2011 00:21

WHATTT??? Nannies don't normally build extensions?? You are kidding, right?

Wink
harrysdad2011 · 20/10/2011 13:23

I saw Mary Bourke last night at a comedy club and she did this joke. A light hearted sketch, very funny live

valiumredhead · 20/10/2011 13:25

Did you laugh in all the right places harry? Wink

Ariesgirl · 20/10/2011 14:00

On a day in which my heart has felt like a stone and I have cried at the drop of a hat, this has made me not only smile but Laugh. Out. Loud. Grin

Thank you.

Thzumbazombiewitch · 20/10/2011 14:09

What's wrong, Ariesgirl? Obviously not the thread to share, but have you another thread elsewhere about whatever it is?

Ariesgirl · 20/10/2011 14:24

You just being kind has set me off again, zombiewitch :):(. No I don't have another thread about it, though it's kind of about a thread IYSWIM? (probably not). Thanks for asking though

I'll watch some more Comedy I think. Yes. That'll do it.

Thzumbazombiewitch · 20/10/2011 14:37

Have PMd you with more comedy. :)

northernrock · 20/10/2011 14:40

Was funny in parts. I like Am I beeeeing unresonable!
There are some smug twats on here complaining about their nannies, sure. But there are also some of the funniest people in the country. With more original material.