Cherry Menlove ...

[trisha34]

the mysterious disappearance of Koi Carp from the farm house she rented.

I have no idea who this woman is but that pic of her looks like she is doing a big shit behind her apron.

That " garden"- how would you mow??

ooo well done coco

classics thread

Now, who was the woman with the terrible feet? I'm thinking DM article - much smugness, woman with awful feet and shoes on a sofa.
If anyone knows what I'm on about from that, I will be surprised but .

Hero and Tybalt. Smashing.

maya, from www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-418116/The-lovers-healed-broken-heart.html

"I was a marquess's daughter with a privileged upbringing, an acting career and a flat in Notting Hill. Simon was an armed robber serving nine years who'd grown up on a council estate.

But in the confines of the prison walls, our very different upbringings didn't matter. As part of the acting workshop I ran in the prison, he played a handsome Macbeth to my Lady Macbeth.

Despite family and friends decrying the match, after a 15-month romance, we married. We went on to have a daughter, Hero, seven, and a son, Tybalt, six, and bought a disused church in Snowdonia. It could have been idyllic. The problems came when I discovered Simon's drug habit, then his affair."

"A wooden bowl of Christmas clementines vomited across our limestone floor".

Oh that is classic!

Fucksakes, Lady Alice is gold.

Why don't the daily mail want me to list my menny, menny luffers in a sensitive article? I'd do it for a tenner and a jam sandwich.

She talks such shit.

'I find Spring & Summer food inspiring to say the least. It differs so much from Autumn & Winter food [No shit, Sherlock], which I find comforting and warming and loving. Yes, loving. I find stews and root vegetables loving. '

pmsl and a bit of puke, too

I find root vegetables loving too

" A black roof tile speared the American walnut floating shelf, scattering our younger daughter Ella's birthday cards. "Congratulations! Nine years old today!" The words have been lacerated by shards of glass."

Still gets me

Yep, a good parsnip or carrot can really hit the spot

And the name-dropper of the century week award goes to.....

""Caroline, what's happened? Talk to me?" The voice of film producer Julia Barron came from the phone"

Caroline Phillips!

cocobeef yes when I read the blog about poor Hero I thought 'hmm I remember that name'. Poor kid to have such a mother.

I hope Lady Alice is setting aside some of the dosh from Hello! now to pay for Hero & Tybalt's therapy and rehab later in life...

You lot should be working for Interpol or whatever they're called now. You Cannot Hide from The Mumsnet. I love you all and your work. Bloody hell, I'm going to have dreams about being throttled by home made aprons.

What about the foot woman? No takers?

My head is spinning, wot with Lady Alice, Cherry and Crazy Tornado Lady.
So much pretentiousness on one thread.
What fun.

The only Foot Woman I can remember is Ulrika, we were really horrible about her horned hoofs

Prob was in chat [ponders]

No, twasnt Ulirikakakakaka

It was something to do with being poor I think, having to cut back.
Yes, prolly in Chat

so many lost through chat

Olympic Hosses, Wandering Trolley's Mad Walking Races, oh heaps gorn forever

Hahah! Brilliant! I knew she was a fake!

Oooh I was wondering when someone was gonna start up a Menlove bashing thread. I have a very sad secret ...I used to look at her blog right at the beginning when her and robert were living in a flat in London. Just bloody knew she was like this from the excrutiating stuff she wrote about helping the starving kids in Mexico or some such bollox...

Hahahahhaahhaaaa the apron photo. I had a look at her blog a couple of weeks ago and was practically speechless when I saw that photo of her in the apron. Why, the name of all that is holy, would you put that photo up on your OWN blog? You look like a flipping freakshow!

No pleasethanks its ditsy and cute!!! I can hear the squeals now....

I can see in some of the photos ditsy and cute is possible what she is aiming for, but the apron shot? Really?!