Cherry Menlove ...

[trisha34]

the mysterious disappearance of Koi Carp from the farm house she rented.

that room is hysterical, overthinking much? I'm pregnant with my first child and not bothering to change my spare room to accommodate it, all it needs is a cot.
Also isn't it odd to name child before birth and tell everyone the name?

Katienan I think because they knew the baby had a major heart problem during gestation they decided to publicly name him (presumably in case there was a sad outcome)

That's my take on it anyway

Sue, I've found it!

at Bof. My heart leapt. And then I clicked and it leapt again .

ROAR Boffers

No don't bitch about . I Luff her, it makes me smile when I is sad.
To be fair to her and maybe the reason why her nuttiness is bearable is that she is actually talented and they have gone through some shit

ah now, bronze. Talented? At slapping about the white emulsion? Or tossing salad?

I'm with you though, the whole blog makes me . Excellent cheerer upper.

That paddock.

Sewlib woman is crafty, she's a pretty nifty seamstress

Sorry I realise I had missed out the key words in my other post
Its sewliberated I luuuurve

I love Finnian's room.

It makes me so happy to image it after a week with D&V.

Where do these women find the time? Seriously, I want to know. Do their toddlers not have tantrums? Do they not have babies that BF all day with the ferocity of a lamprey? I struggle to find 5 mins to myself. I do salute them for that.

Cherry is scary - she looks like she could plunge a large knife in you whilst whipping up an Easter cake and decorating the table. All the time grinning with a lot of lipstick.

What the hell did she do to that paddock?

She reminds me somewhat of BareFatty Contessa. Not sure why, maybe the BFC is Menlovez in years to come.

Suepurbly - as soon as you mentioned the woman with the feet and the sofa, my mind leapt straight to this:

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2056875/Liz-Jones-baby-craving-drove-steal-husbands-sperm-ultimate-deception.html

Is that it?

OMG the knees in pic 3. Looks like she's had those devil horn implants in them.

You'd think being "childless and alone" would leave her more time to do something nice with her hair and pick out a nice pair of trousers before the photographer came round.

I am roaring at that child's room. Where is all the plastic shit? Where do the wetwipes go? What will happen when it's all smashed by a tantruming toddler?

oOh god sewliberated I wish I could be that happy and dedicated to the welfare of my offspring....

sounds likes Miss Menlove and her husband are a bit dodgy to me, after reading the DM article. Him being the accountant and all. Of course there is no money left!!! They have spent it or hidden it. Don't think I'll be buying her book not after reading all that.

I'm not convinced there ever was any money! Where would it have come from?!

in the article it says from that television company freemantle and they gave her 600k. if all that information came out of the court room then there must have been some pretty shocking revelations about her as normally reporters cannot report on hearings until after the judgement. also, the article is pretty one sided. not very complementary about Menlove.

The 600K was dependent on her getting a TV deal, which never happened, so who knows how much she got for a series of crumby Sainsbury's columns?!

I really did think this thread was going to be about a pornstar. Surely with a name like that, you would change it?