Cherry Menlove ...

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the mysterious disappearance of Koi Carp from the farm house she rented.

Was foot lady the one with the feet crammed into Per Una (or similar) sandals, gazing dolefully at the camera due to losing her home/having to send her children to a state school/something on that track?

It WAS NurseJ. But I remembered nasty cream stiletto courts. But exactly that kind of thing.
Corned beef legs too, Gawdhelpher.

Maybe I've muddled two in my tiny mind.

I need to see foot lady now. I will not rest.

Did anyone see the thing about the new breed of sexy virgins in their 30s and 40s article in the Mail the other day? Needless to say they were hidjous trollwomen.

They are ALL wearing nude shoes - www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2108377/Meet-new-breed-women-prime-happy-virgins.html

Oh my.

I liked the rictus grin of lady one. But then I also liked the deranged barings of lady four...
What possessed them to agree to be shoehorned into nasty dresses and shoes and held up like that? Dearie me.

If we are talking about preposterous blogs, why hasn't anyone mentioned the Montessouriblog? You know, the one where the little unborn baby's mum has documented every inch of his little Montessouri'd room, with tiny little shelves to keep his pinecones on, and mirrors so he can brush his hair with natural bristle brushes, and little mini baby sink to wash his minicups in?

ps, yes i have likely spelt Montessouri wrong. Or maybe I haven't. It's late. Im a bit drunk, and can't be arsed to check, frankly.

Actually, why have they all got proper photos apart from poor Miriam from Reading? Who is in an untidy bedroom, in her Mum's shoes and has some very odd drips down the wall behind her.

I thought feet lady was Liz Jones, bemoaning something. Hmm, that narrows it down.

SuePurb I think you are right, they were those low courts with no sides just a pointy toe and heel piece (I'm sure there must be a name for them). Her feet were overhanging massively. I must need to get out more as I am laughing at the memory.

I'd forgotten about the corned beef legs. Oh I hope we find her.

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Geraldine, the SewLiberated blog was mentioned upstream ^. I like a good blog thread, me. Blog threads and Pedlars threads = always good value.

Liz Jones has mad Troll Ears. It might be her with the hoofs though.

yes I know it's hooves, I prefer hoofs

Sue, Sue

You must surely be talking about the delightful Shona Sibarry, no?

See Shona's Shoe Shocker HERE

I remember the shoe lady too.

Kitten heels do nothing for beefy legs.

I loved the Montessori one.
AND THE couple who were pregnant. Trying to start lifestyle thing. Londoners. Came on here to be cross when we took piss.
And sad tarty nightclub woman news article.

I think the pregnant people posted on here. Hence the link. Was truly years ago. 2008?

I woke up at 4.30 this morning with the realisation that virgin number 3 looks like John Travolta in Hairspray.

Finnian's bonkers montessori room

Some people are just simply mental...

That blogger room is just bonkers.

I can't get over how non-posh Cherry sounds. I'd assumed she'd speak RP.

Sad Face lady was genius. GENIUS.

I think it was her, Hazel (love you more for it) but I remember it with more pictures. Do the DM do that, alter the no of pics? I think they do.
The legs/clothes/shoes are very familiar, but there were better pics of the shoes.

I have a soft spot for the SewLiberated blog though . It is a leetle bonkers, but also lovely.

That woman has exploited written about her family in so many articles you might you might have mentally combined a few Sue. This, for instance, is classic Sibary

Me too - she seems genuine (if a bit earnest) and is very talented.

shudder

Scroll down for the same foot pic here larfing at the use of cartoons to spare the weak of stomach pics of the happy couple

It COULD be her. But in my mind she was posher looking. And called Rachel

unfortunate looking woman

That's not hoof lady. Rachel, it wouldn't be Boris' sister, would it? She's in the DM a fair bit.

I've just looked. She has a tick for corned beef legs and could indeed have that sort of hoof. But I don't think it was her.

Praps she is a figment of my imagination