Cherry Menlove ...

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the mysterious disappearance of Koi Carp from the farm house she rented.

Mmmm certainly the jury is out...I wonder if she allows Robert to take her up the arse while wearing it? There I have suitably lowered the tone...phew

If I were Robert I would want it wrapped around her head. The apron that is.

In fact from the the expression on her face he might actually be hiding in the conifers taking her up the arse....

Good Lord.

Cherry was a spectacularly unsucessful actress as well. Looking on IMDB - there are 2 entries. One ep of The Bill and 'girl' in Chalk. www.imdb.com/name/nm3397198/

You're very thorough coco

I'm actually quite relieved to hear that she's had "professionals" in to help her. I always imagined poor Robert getting home tired and weary from a long day in the City and being forced to take pictures of her with her bonkers cupcakes and shit

Before I click on that link, can you please reassure me that it's not pornographic? I don't think I could cope with that kind of film of Ms. Menlove, no matter how many flowery aprons and bits of white painted furniture are in it.

It is a bit porny, yes.

Nah, it's her in The Paddock and him filming. Talking shite.

Not sure whether I like the woman much less her "crafts and produce".. didn't see a great deal in her blog that would inspire me to rush out and buy her much awaited book...

I prefer the more seasonal up-cycled crafts at this time of year...

Easter Bunny

Fuck me, people actually need a visual demonstration of how to mix a salad??

I'm a leetle bit disappointed tbh, thought she'd sound more posh and girly

at the bunny

You can see why she's not on the tellybox, yes.

The salad was already on the plate next to her

Erm, most of this stuff is really old isn't it?

Or have we lost sympathy that her husband was being treated for luekemia last year?

Or was that a lie?

What do you mean 'most of this stuff' Fenton - the blog? Yes, she's been at it for years. The newspaper article linked above is from today.

I honestly have never heard of this woman.

But I remember Alice Douglas - she had a weekly column in the Sunday Times (possibly) documenting the catastrophic renovation of her chapel in Wales. The woman's a car crash.

Sorry, Sue, genuine question, she always seemed overly cheesey - has she been found to be a fraud about it all?

No, wasn't having a go my lovely, just wondered what you were asking.
I don't think there's any doubt about her husband, sadly.

And the tornado did happen, just maybe the perspective is skewed

I am longing to find the feet woman. DM Archives for me.

I always snigger at the mention of her name. It couldn't be more inappropriate.

Am undecided whether hers or this 1930's actress' name is funnier.

Oh I love the name Constance though. And I would love to look like her (Constance, not Ms Menlove ).

Cummings

No, no, quite. I found myself boaking at her abundance of cupcake adornments and "mend & make do* milarky but winced at my quiet mocking when I learnt of her husband's illness..

Just didn't know about all the other stuff going on.

I do see.

Righto DM researchers reading MN , can you find the Foot Lady for me? And the offer to disclose My Great Loves for a tenner and a sanger (see above) stands btw. Fax me xx.

Now that's gotta be worth a read..

All the coy cupcake posing and sideways glances put me in mind of a poundshop Nigella. Sure she's not unattractive, but also rather ordinary too. I am in no way claiming to be a raving beauty here, however nor do I have a blog selling perfect me with my perfect home. Its just a bit try hard.

The paddock looks terrible (whoever mentioned My Little Pony had it spot on) and the saccharine-false signing off her posts with "I love you". Who says that?