Cherry Menlove ...

[trisha34]

the mysterious disappearance of Koi Carp from the farm house she rented.

Great isn't it? I might see if she does it as a fridge magnet. Would certainly get my mornings off to a good start

Or stick it on the bathroom mirror

no wonder it all seemed so wierdly staged. Lots of people suggested the whole Cherry Menlove brand was a satire on here last year!

YY, we always said she was aiming for an American deal - stepping into the tarnished shoes of Martha S.
I am in shock though that a blog like that could have reasonably been expected to provide two salaries of 85k pa.

Oh look, you could have had that apron for your very own

Love the fact that your link redirects me to this Daisy. Chippy lady is much more my style...

Please tell me sewliberated is real

Aaaaargh a tabard.
I've done cleaning jobs in the past and my hatred of the tabard knows no bounds.
That hurt my eyes Cupof.

Hmm I've never worn one in anger, I admit.

I quite like it in an ironic way. I might start wearing one when cleaning DP's flat to rub it in that I am doing his cleaning (again) for him...

Bloody hell, who would pay £60 for a Cherry half-apron?

An aspirational fool with more money than sense Sue?

I was thinking it was probably Mr Menlove hoping for a quiet life...

Cherry herself, on that 85K a year praps.
Do you remember her paddock ? With the random white B&Q benches in the middle of a field?

Happy days.

I remember it with fondness. I was assuming that this was the 'vandalism' the OP was speaking of

couldn't resist

Almost every page on the blog makes me snort. It's brilliant.

That paddock looks like the sort of style I would have used aged 10 if I had unlimited funds and access to life-sized My Little Pony accessories...

Now you've gone and got me all het up. I'd never even heard of her this morning. You can't just put things in a field and call it a frickin garden! It's like it's all just been ordered from a catalogue and laid out for the day. I'm just so ... Perplexed. And the children. And the poorly husband. And the I love sunshine. Erm, doesn't everyone? And that's a rented house anyway, doesn't the owner mind? So many questions.

Her name sounds like a porn star. Is she a real person?

I need to go and create long-lasting memories in my toilet.

God I love that girl.

This is brilliant. She looks totally deranged in the apron pic.

The other crazy lady I am currently obsessed with is Lady Alice Douglas - I saw this article on the daily fail the other day teenage harpist moans about being dropped from BGT and I thought that name rings a bell - and then remembered a thing in the Guardian Family section a year or so ago by the mother saying she regretted putting her children in for talent shows (so why do it again?) here - www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/dec/18/television-talent-children-alice-douglas.

I was telling a friend about it and she actually met the woman and the father of the children - She said he was in Blundeston prison for armed robbery, but was doing the drama class that Alice taught and they ended up married when he got out but he 'was still a bad 'un' and they got divorced. Friend thinks the reason they split is actually because she is a publicity crazed moron and flogged every single thing she's ever done from marrying him onwards to Hello! Here is this link to the family website that republishes an article she did about him shagging the Au Pair - www.douglashistory.co.uk/history/alicedouglas.htm. I think she really ought to be as famous as Liz Jones or at least Tornado Hell Floating Walnut Shelves woman.

Tornado hell woman was bloody brilliant too. I wish I'd saved her article.

She's got a slight Angelica-Huston-in the-witches look about her in that I'm having-an -orgasm-cause-my-aprons -home-made picture. And before anyone accuses me of being a cowbag a)yes I am b) if she had good pr she'd love an MN scrap.

Here you go mytornadohell.livejournal.com/

Oh I remember that Alice, she was on telly years ago when she was marrying the ex prisoner. Didn't they go off and live in the wilds?