To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

[SexyDenim]

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

Ok, so I'm clearly missing the highly witty yet complex reference to some 80's cartoon where the girl bear wees on the boy bear

Yeeeees OP we all like Sister. Do you like Sister? It is a very nice picture of Sister.

Did you draw it by yourself?

I'm starting to think the OP might actually be for real

I like Sister
Sister likes me
Sister sat on my lap
And then she did a wee

Can't believe it's Friday again

OP are you taking the piss?

Also sitting on his knee watching tv, showering together? Who does this after the age of 16 when they are married?

Would you believe this is first thread I've stumbled across on here! What a welcome!

Bloody hell all I did was pick kids up, now I'm lost

Adam wrote mean comments.

See it wouldn't have annoyed me but whatever DH wanted to say he could have said it to me last night. I would never humiliate him like this.

Totally disgusting.

PositivelyThrifty welcome to the nuthouse

Thrifty do check out mumsnet classics, I spent an hour earlier pissing myself at some of those threads!

Sounds like you pissed him off.

cracking thread for a newbie, and now starting to take a slighly surreal turn............keep up the good work

I had an unfortunate wee problem when pg with ds3, weeing myself when throwing up. Only in the comfort of my own bathroom though.

Someone on mn advised throwing up while sitting on a towel, you have to remember to remove said towel from bathroom though otherwise dc might wipe their faces on it.

Actualy op why don't you sit on a towel but then leave it in the bathroom for dh to wipe his face on? Pay back for face book outing

positively welcome! Did you bring cake ?

I'm on love with this thread, has made me laugh... a lot! :o

"Do bears pee in the woods?"

Not since the widespread ownership of leather sofas, no.

Piss

...in love, obviously

PS. Presumably, the Pope is now a Methodist, too.

chez VP, if a question is asked to which the answer is deemed obvious, it is generally asked whether the Bear is a Catholic. Closely followed by asking whether the Pope shits in the woods. Oh how we laugh.

"Not since the widespread ownership of leather sofas, no."

Well, I for one am glad that something has finally been done to stop bears from urinating indiscriminately in the woods. Disgusting habit, leather sofas are so much more hygienic.

"chez VP, if a question is asked to which the answer is deemed obvious, it is generally asked whether the Bear is a Catholic. Closely followed by asking whether the Pope shits in the woods. Oh how we laugh."

That is exactly what happens here. You are not my husband by any chance?

Even if you have a leather sofa, surely the wee would spill down the edges into the bottom. Or did you turn the sofa up and let it drip out.

God where is the pombear emoticon when you need it?

Yes, TVK, just for today and in keeping with the spirit of this thread, I AM your husband.

My other half did a shart once.

Next time I shall update my status to read "dh just sharted in his pants the dirty bastard!"

Do women have sharts?