To be cross that DH said I piss everywhere on facebook status?

[SexyDenim]

Thats what he put as his facebook status before he went to work. Ive only just seen it so its got loads of replies like "urgh skanky bitch" and "dirty girl" etc. I'm fuming.

Personally I think you are strange SexyDenim and I think his status update (plus the shower alone) is your DH trying to tell you something.
I would be TOTALLY humiliated if I pissed on my DP and I think I'd crawl into a hole if I did it again on the sofa!!! Would certainly not just sit there thinking it's ok because we are going to get a shower soon!!!!
Are YOU into golden showers OP?

Pmsl (not literally)

bingo anyone?

This whole detail about the DH wanting to shower on his own but the OP getting there first. It's a clue. You're on to something there I reckon, perfect.

Also much hilarity at the thought of Mr. SexyDenim pacing up and down outside the bathroom soaked in another human being's urea, chuntering away to himself about the various ways in which he can get her back, while lamenting the fact that the scheduled sexy-shower-time-for-two has been completely kiboshed due to rain-stopped play.

I reckon you'd have been alright on the social network humility front OP, had you not sneakily jumped in the shower before him.

What do you mean weed on him?

I thinks its a tad insensitive considering it actually happened IYSWIM if you didnt you'd probs be like yerah whatever.

'It was cold and I didn't think he'd be that bothered because we were going to get a shower after BB anyway.'

:o :o ;O

*how did they come out as grins ????

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I think I may have just done a little wee laughing at this thread.

Redruby - you missed out the fact that it was cold. Did that mean the OP did not want to go to the toilet, or did she wee because she was called.

VP - I also have lots of wee/toilet related dreams - with waist high cubicles.

Off to study link.

Arf at Redruby's posts - thanks!

OP, its only facebook it won't kill you.

"and I didn't think he'd be that bothered because we were going to get a shower after BB anyway.' "

How would an adult ever be OK with being deliberately wee´d on?

(other than at their request)

ta much HeifferunderConstruction new MN/FB/Flickr/Pinterest/ebay profile pic done

Do you like Sister?

er... I like my sister (?)

No I mean Sister.

I think BB is a load of shyte but it's never occurred to me to make a literal statement to demonstrate this. Let alone while sat on the sofa with DP.

I suspect the unfortunate victim of the unexpected golden shower might think similarly and despite my general detestation of too much information being shared on Facebook, in this instance, the broadcast reaction seems positively restrained.

Get some stouter knickers, OP and consider having a stern word with your pelvic floor. Or even get up off your lazy, leaky bottom and go to the sodding lav.

Ah my bad, I didn't realise we were capitalising nouns. I like my Sister (?)

No Sister, the bear.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHhhhh I seeeeee. Sister the bear You should have said!

Not a scooby. Sorry.

I am running out of parts of my head to scratch.

Puzzled.

Sister

Trolling at it's best!

Whopper thread.

[deep sigh]

Back to whiteboard and gets pointer and marker pens out.

Writes;

Do we like Sister?
Wee was cold

I like Sister

I think the OP needs to lay off the Randoms

Do bears pee in the woods?

Have you ever met the poo troll?

You'd probably get on great!

Ahhh. Now it makes sense.

Adds;

Cartoon bear.