To start a thread about the professionally offensive, quichey, Mumsnetty, swearing, boring, banging on, CHOCOLATE-HATERS

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Did I cover everything?

Seriously. All these threads about "things I'm annoyed about at Mumsnet". I realise that this is one of these but my tongue is quite firmly wedged in my cheek.

All you haters, come on, eat some chocolate and just.... you know.... stop posting. It's boring and makes me cry myself to sleep every night.

im annoyed at MN for -

having members who dare to post
having members who dare to have an opinion
members who appear to spend all their time here
members who.. oh wait a minute, no i dont!!

i fecking love MN and if i want to be in a quiche and chat shite all day i will, if i want to jump into a thread and have an opinion i will!!

one of lifes great pleasures is MN..

a - fjucking - rooooooooooooooo!

kind people live on mN for the most part..

I've just eaten a packet of Rolos. For lunch. Not with lunch. FOR lunch.
I saved DH my last one

I can't believe you put CHOCOLATE in your thread title in BIG LETTERS. Did you not stop to think about mner's on diets, seeing such a thoughtless thread title?

I haven't got any chocolate and you've made me want some

love quiches, they make me laugh/taste good;
love chocolate, couldn't live without it;
love MN, its starting to get so I can't live without it either. And I don't care if that's sad!!!

Today I finally admitted something to myself.

It took me a long time to be open and honest

It shocked me it was me admitting it. I never imagined I would be the type of person to write this..

But I think I should confess it out in the open

I really hate galaxy chocolate.

There I said it.

I've got nutella, does that count?

Coco sorry for my stalkerness but for teh second time today I agree with you

I too hate Galazy chocolate.

This is good as my dancing dress has been amde too small for me and I have 2 weeks to fit into it, and Dh loves Galaxy so can just eat that whilst I munch on lettuce.

dissing the choco-sceptics again?
ohhh chillies

I quite like galaxy. Minstrels are galaxy and they're very nice.

Cocoflower and Peaches No!

I really hate MN as someone has just started one of those 'Stupid things I've done threads' and I am now wheezing and crying with laughter and getting nothing of any use done.

Have you tried chocolate quiche? it could be the MN signature dish.

Im glad someone understands peachy!

Its such a hard thing to admit to the world.

Im 36 weeks pregnant and everyone knows its the law pregnant women can demand chocolate.

DH bought a truck load of the stuff. I tried a bit. I even out the rest of the bitten half in the bin.The rest is still sat there in the kitchen very uneaten.

At first I was confused- why has it not being inhaled in 0.06 seconds?
Then it dawned it me..

'Cos it yucky.

i like choclate - i'm cheap i like all choclate.

oh shit i just had an opioin and dared to post it on mn

Cheaptrick please keep your opinions to yourself. What do you think this is, some sort of free forum where you can just come on and post any old shit? FGS.

shit i'm really sorry. I will go back to lurking like everyone else untill no one starts a thread and mn die's.

Sorry

I like chocolate too. Want to start a quiche, cheap. I promise I won't a) scare you, or b) try to kill you again .

ok Sarah but only cos your a good snogger and you like choclate

SS, you are such a quiche slaaaaaaaag. Stop trying to lure others into your net of vice and quichery.

ooooo, Pimp My Quiche

i had a post about lovely chocolate and it got ate somehow

basically - galaxy is too thick, dairy milk is cardboard, milka is melty, green and blacks is fussy, tescos makes me poo, asdas is ok - but i eat snickers

and occasionally the cardboard

No need to thank me.