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Original poster

To start a thread about the professionally offensive, quichey, Mumsnetty, swearing, boring, banging on, CHOCOLATE-HATERS

122 replies

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 09/09/2011 13:22

Did I cover everything?

Seriously. All these threads about "things I'm annoyed about at Mumsnet". I realise that this is one of these but my tongue is quite firmly wedged in my cheek.

All you haters, come on, eat some chocolate and just.... you know.... stop posting. It's boring and makes me cry myself to sleep every night.

OP posts:
RalphGnu · 09/09/2011 14:35

Well, can I just say that I find the dislike of chocolate very unreasonable, and anyway, what the hell are you doing on this thread? Can't you find a book to read or something? And as for you wolefs.....don't even get me started on you....

Cheaptrick · 09/09/2011 14:36

But i want to be lured in to a net of vice Wink

I will join the dirtyest sluttest quichery going please.

BarbaraWoodlouse · 09/09/2011 14:36

Galaxy does that claggy round your teeth thing. It takes some commitment (and a cup of tea) to get through a bar.

But in an emergency I would give it a bloody good go.

OP, you forgot "Boden wearing" and "Middle Class". HTH Grin

Pinot · 09/09/2011 14:37

Ralph your embarrassing story on t'other thread was very good. Chortle I did.

Peachy · 09/09/2011 14:37
LadyOfTheManor · 09/09/2011 14:37

Cunt.

Just thought I'd throw that in there for good measure.

tethersend · 09/09/2011 14:38

I'm just waiting for the 'hide poster' option, so I can hide all of you and RUN MUMSNET.

Pinot · 09/09/2011 14:38

A Boost! A biscuit Boost. Love em.

Or a Double Decker

ripstheirthroatoutliveupstairs · 09/09/2011 14:38

I don't eat chocolate. I don't really like it. There, it's out in the open now.
When I was pregnant, all I could stomach was potato samosas and skittles sweets.
DH went to Dubai for something or other. When he got home, he proudly presented me with a slightly bendy bar of dairy milk.
He was most put out when I said I didn't want it.

Pinot · 09/09/2011 14:38

Ah tethers and LOTM. Spoilt :)

sjuperwolef · 09/09/2011 14:39

us wolefs are everywhere taking over mumsnet using our daily allowance of chat and ayboo posts and eating into other peoples allowance an making in jokes aplenty on a free forum where anyone can post.. we are bad us lot Wink

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoCunt · 09/09/2011 14:39

You're all a bunch of cunts.

And I am your leader.

Cheaptrick · 09/09/2011 14:39

please keep the nudity and swearing coming - i'm starting to feel like myself again!

Two word: THORTONS CHOCLATES.

CoffeeRevel · 09/09/2011 14:39

Whats all this with the dissing of chocolate? I won't have it, I tells ya. Chocolate is chocolate in this house, and therefore mine. Whatever kind it is.

sjuperwolef · 09/09/2011 14:40

omg i love a double decker now and then & a toffee crisp

Pinot · 09/09/2011 14:41

Ooh Gilby you can lead me. You can lead me HARD.

OTheHugeRaveningWolef · 09/09/2011 14:41

It's a disgrace.

What, you ask?

EVERYTHING. That's what.

SuePurblybilt · 09/09/2011 14:42

At school we used to have chocolate bars a little like boost but no shitty biscuit bit. they were called Toppers and were possibly the best chocolate ever.
I mourn them.

Pinot · 09/09/2011 14:42
CoffeeRevel · 09/09/2011 14:43

I mourn Texan bars. Mmmmm...texan bars....

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoCunt · 09/09/2011 14:43
SarahStratton · 09/09/2011 14:43

No, no Cheap. Two words. GODIVA chocolates.

Elderberries · 09/09/2011 14:43

Tunnock's Caramels.

I have a cake in the fridge that I can't have until tomorrow. GAAAAAAAH.

Pinot · 09/09/2011 14:43

Sjue - explain sil vous plait. Speshul school chocolate? Wha?

Pinot · 09/09/2011 14:44