To start a thread about the professionally offensive, quichey, Mumsnetty, swearing, boring, banging on, CHOCOLATE-HATERS

[SayCoolNowSayWhip]

Did I cover everything?

Seriously. All these threads about "things I'm annoyed about at Mumsnet". I realise that this is one of these but my tongue is quite firmly wedged in my cheek.

All you haters, come on, eat some chocolate and just.... you know.... stop posting. It's boring and makes me cry myself to sleep every night.

Got to give Velvet Whip a sibling :o

Elderwitch that's one of my favourite expressions. That was nearly my new NN :o

Anyone who hates chocolate is prejudced towards cocoa beans

So I just know they are secretly agaisnt me, coco.

I am offended.

Fact

CHOCOLATE WANKERS

Did you see their faces when they realised 'we must be the chocolate wankers'

Dairy Milk. Galaxy. Thorntons (with toffee chips in it). Practically anything Cadbury. White chocolate. Hooge jar of Nutella.

Bring. It. On.

When DS1 was little, I was very a bit PFB about him not having nuts. He knew this too. I was eating a packet of Minstrels and he asked if he could have one. I told him there were nuts in them so, no, he couldn't. Told him the truth a couple of years later.

Ljups that is just a great idea which I have filed away for future reference very mean! Naughty!

Now, back to the original topic..... Oh there wasn't one really.

Except, you know, just making a point about the pointless threads lately and such.

fungala dot com as quichey as it gets

Chocolate quiche - tart?

i just ate a whole bar of cheap and nasty chocolate with hazelnuts.

was delicious

Who you callin' a tart???

I'm thinking of ordering big tub of ice cream and pizza tonight....I'm due next week so am allowed.

It's friday get your tits out again.

The day someone invents chocolate wine will make me a very happy woman indeed

We have double chocolate cookies from Waitrose

Mmmmmmm - chocolate. I could go and make chocolate covered honeycomb toffee if I could be arsed. Or I could just eat the bars of dark and milk chocolate I've got stashed in the cupboard for when I make the honeycomb toffee hokeypokey stuff.

Oh decisions, decisions.

Now go make some honeycomb yumminess for us.

I went and made curry instead - because I am a Good Mother who eventually feeds her family!!

I've spent most of the day making crocheted flower broaches to sell at a craft fair on sunday (if anyone is foolish enough to pay actual money for them).

But I promise I will make honeycomb and share it with the loveliest mumsnetters I know - starting with you, SayCool.

Had to make do with a Crunchie. :(

Wispa!

That is all!

Should have had the Wispa

Awwwww - poor SayCool.

Don't want to eat chocolate. Don't really get the whole "I must eat chocolate" thing to be honest. It's sickly and cloying and bleh!

Much prefer cheese. Yum!

Cheese is also good. Big cheese lover here.

Hmmm.... Chocolate cheese....

Benefit scroungers, MN Royalty, MIL, Men, Drug takers, people who nick mother and baby spaces, people who are fat, people who have fun, people who make friends.

And especially people who like cheese and chocolate.