To start a thread about the professionally offensive, quichey, Mumsnetty, swearing, boring, banging on, CHOCOLATE-HATERS

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Did I cover everything?

Seriously. All these threads about "things I'm annoyed about at Mumsnet". I realise that this is one of these but my tongue is quite firmly wedged in my cheek.

All you haters, come on, eat some chocolate and just.... you know.... stop posting. It's boring and makes me cry myself to sleep every night.

Damn those fun people who make friends!

Chocolate cheesecake...

Why do people seem to go out of their way to be unnecessarily bitchy on here? Fair enough if you don't agree with someone, but can't you just say YABU or, I don't agree, rather than 'WTF OP? You're full of shit and you look like a cunt and I hate the way you're so cliquey and always on MN and you smell and your children should all mutate into vampire monkeys!'

Ahem.

That is all.

YABU

accepts choclates and hides in here for the rest of the day surounded by choclate

Not everyone can make it to Belgium on a whim.

I like chocolate haters btw. They are my favourite people. I can safely leave them in the house and know my chocolate stash won't be touched.

chocolate, you say? What a massive fucking sense of entitlement.

Mumsnet at its worst.

Ahhh cheese - my second love. Or was it my first that was supplanted by chocolate? could be..
They hold joint places in my stomach flobby bits heart now - if I had to give up either of them I'd be in trouble.

Any Gary lovers in here?

Or is it just chocolate and cheese?

No bun fighting in here I hope :)

Cocolate coverd goats do you say?

three please.

You can have the other 2 in stages. There is something as too much of a good thing. :o

I was going to start a new thread but actually it still belongs here really...

I'm just a bit bored of all the threads about threads and threads about things I hate about MN.

That is all.

more chocolate?

So you are offering chocolate OP, are you trying to kill diabetic mimsnetters????

Sorry Keep, am I offending people who can't eat chocolate? :o

good bye cruel mumsnet

PMSL at mimsnetters!! they'll be the ones in the Cath Kidston floral pinnies, will they?

'Ere love, 'ave a shot of insulin after your choccies

Tis ok dear, just have some Toblerone....

Anyone else joining the debate?

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