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To start a thread about the professionally offensive, quichey, Mumsnetty, swearing, boring, banging on, CHOCOLATE-HATERS

122 replies

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 09/09/2011 13:22

Did I cover everything?

Seriously. All these threads about "things I'm annoyed about at Mumsnet". I realise that this is one of these but my tongue is quite firmly wedged in my cheek.

All you haters, come on, eat some chocolate and just.... you know.... stop posting. It's boring and makes me cry myself to sleep every night.

OP posts:
SuePurblybilt · 09/09/2011 14:45

They were bars we bought at the shop thing at school Pinot. Yumness in a wrapper.

Cheaptrick · 09/09/2011 14:45

Godiva choclates?

link please Blush i need choclate porn

Elderberries · 09/09/2011 14:46

I loooooove Godiva. But 1 to 2 chocolates is enough of an evening so they are a bargain really.

FoundWanting · 09/09/2011 14:46

A convert! The world cannot be saved by chocolate and knobs. You need the Cream Teas. sjuperwolef has seen the truth. Where she leads, all must follow!

SarahStratton · 09/09/2011 14:46

Godiva Chocolates. Nothing beats Godiva chocolates.

The US site is even better.

Cheaptrick · 09/09/2011 14:47

but i just want the choclate and knobs right now thanks!

GilbonzoTheSecretPsychoCunt · 09/09/2011 14:47

For fuck skae. I have to wear a sodding dress and prance up an aisle behind the bride in 2 weeks people. could we pleeeaaase stop about the chocolate. You're all selfish feckers.

Elderberries · 09/09/2011 14:48

Hot chocolate while skiing.....

ViviPru · 09/09/2011 14:48

Lindor end of. Even more faux-luxe than Ferrero Rocher but who cares?

FoundWanting · 09/09/2011 14:50

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=cream+tea&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&biw=1024&bih=537&tbm=isch&prmd=ivns&tbnid=LynLCVlml7Mr9M:&imgrefurl=www.thecoachmanscottage.co.uk/devon-cream-teas&docid=JaZjsg2T1cGfRM&w=755&h=500&ei=QhlqTrCOC9DMtAak0qnYBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=468&vpy=121&dur=5401&hovh=183&hovw=276&tx=173&ty=127&page=1&tbnh=110&tbnw=159&start=0&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">For all.

Enjoy. I have school-runs to run.

VelvetSnow · 09/09/2011 14:50

when does the ear-buggery start.... Grin

Cheaptrick · 09/09/2011 14:50

Thanks Sarah Grin

looking at link back in a few days Smile

Cocoflower · 09/09/2011 14:50

I like coco pops

Shock
Elderberries · 09/09/2011 14:50

I like Ferrero Rocher....kind of light and crunchy with a melty follow through. In fact they are damn sexy.

ColdSancerre · 09/09/2011 14:50

Charnbonnel et Walker. The truffles.

Elderberries · 09/09/2011 14:52

Is 'cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?' a pertinent comment now?

SarahStratton · 09/09/2011 14:52

The pink champagne truffles? YANBU there. Mmmmmmmm.

sjuperwolef · 09/09/2011 14:54

i have seen the light my friends oh yeasssshur i have

ColdSancerre · 09/09/2011 14:54

Yes, or the ordinary champagne truffles. Both very lovely. Oh and please excuse the extra 'n' in Charbonnel in my previous post.

Cheaptrick · 09/09/2011 14:56

i like stuff with nuts in.

Elderberries · 09/09/2011 14:57

Are you nekked MNing sjuperwolef? Blimey.

SarahStratton · 09/09/2011 15:12

Understandable, Sancerre, you just got a bit over excited.

Cheaptrick · 09/09/2011 15:25

i need to go out and get choclate now Sad

Thumbwitch · 09/09/2011 15:30

YABVU!!
How dare you put chocolate-hate in your title? That's sacrilege, that is - absolute sacrilege against the chocolate worshippers cult! Shock

AND it incites me to want more when I have to cut down because otherwise I'm going to explode into a Very Large Person inded. :(

Fuck, just read "champagne truffles" above and am now drooling over the thought of Booja Booja champagne truffles - in fact all their truffles - gah!!
(thanks God that Booja Booja is well out of reach)

sjuperwolef · 09/09/2011 15:48

sort of - joggy bottoms and an old t shirt wi my fat baby bump out as always Grin i am now suitably attired - even got a bra on and everything Shock