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Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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The REAL Mumsnet Rules

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 20:16

No bumsex on a Wednesday

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 22:06

Grin Rowena

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EuphemiaMcGonagall · 19/08/2011 22:07
Biscuit
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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 22:09

Thou shallt only use this Bear if you understand why.

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VeraCanSignChocolateAndWine · 19/08/2011 22:09

Can somebody explain dragon butter before I google it?

AgentZigzag · 19/08/2011 22:10

I had to think about that one MQ (and <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=shagging+snowmen&hl=en&biw=1146&bih=718&tbm=isch&tbnid=WD3G9jXy5KpOkM:&imgrefurl=www.simonconnell.com/2004/CzechRepublic/Luhacovice/Luhacovice.htm&docid=2fmfiAZIU6USnM&w=800&h=542&ei=189OTpbkBNHG8QPFwZCoBw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=353&page=1&tbnh=135&tbnw=195&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=114&ty=86" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">shagging snowmen came to mind for some reason Confused)

But yes, Father Frostie Grin

So funny.

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 22:12

Ask your mum Vera.

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Rowena8482 · 19/08/2011 22:12

OOO OOOO LOOK! for three days I thought it was a flower, and NOW I find out it's a biscuit! (Ok so it's only a jammy dodger which are the Food of Satan and his Evil Minions Sent to Make Life Hell for Mothers, but it's a start!)
Can we start a petition for chocolate ones? I notice the "brew" has got a nice ganja leaf motif on the mug too lol, after a couple of those even jammy dodgers probably look nice!!!!

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 22:12

(let us know how you get on with that)

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shuckleberryfinn · 19/08/2011 22:12

Whatmeworry theres a cunting special thread for you. Here

Do google "blue waffle" because you need to know that really, don't

hee hee, I love the word "cunt" it just throws itself off your tongue.

ooh, there's another one. Know when to use "your" and when to use "you're"

bibbitybobbityhat · 19/08/2011 22:13

Vera: dragonbutter involves semen and oral sex (and possibly arseholes) afaik. You really do not need to know.

VeraCanSignChocolateAndWine · 19/08/2011 22:13

Shagging snowmen :o

Wabbit · 19/08/2011 22:13

Do not post that you are lurking... just lurk silently like a good lurker and let the bolder/more interesting/cooler MN populous get on with bitching posting

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 22:13

You thought it was a flower? Does MN look like the kind of cunting forum that gives out wee dainty ickle pretty FLOWERS FFS? Hmmmm?

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VeraCanSignChocolateAndWine · 19/08/2011 22:14

Loopy I'm not sure my mum knows what the word cunt refers to.

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 22:14

On the topic of jammie dodgers, I ate a packet few Toffee Dodgers earlier. Not to be recommended, stick with the jam.

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Smellslikecatpee · 19/08/2011 22:15

Happy sigh, only here can you go from bum/anal sex to grammar to oral sex (wash first please) to Father Ted to biscuits to flowers all in one thread
See see this is why I?m on MN even though I don?t have DC?????.

MissBeehiving · 19/08/2011 22:16

Mme Lindt said CUNT!

Pagwatch · 19/08/2011 22:17

If someone tells you not to google something, take them seriously.

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 22:18

Remember that all MNs are allergic to any form of baby dust or other such vile phrases. (Baby Dancing in particular will get you a black mark on my spreadsheet).

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MmeLindor. · 19/08/2011 22:18

MissB
I know. And without using *

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 22:19

Does that mean that NeverGoogle's advice must always be taken?

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VeraCanSignChocolateAndWine · 19/08/2011 22:20

If someone tells you not to google something and then you do it anyway, you only have yourself to blame. Get some bleach for your eyes, and quick!

EuphemiaMcGonagall · 19/08/2011 22:20

My mum is so naive that she once pointed out a registration plate that said FUD, thinking it was just the name of one of the amusing characters in Tutti Frutti. Blush

AgentZigzag · 19/08/2011 22:20

'If someone tells you not to google something, take them seriously.'

And that goes doubly for not randomly clicking on links unless you've see other posters reactions to what's contained therein.

Rowena8482 · 19/08/2011 22:21

I just read the dragonbutter information post and shouted Felching! out loud. Now I have to explain to DH what I'm doing and why I am peeing myself laughing....
Loopy, it looks like a flower, what can I say? I've been dead twice this month and my brain isn't what it used to be - coupled with no ciggies, no biscuits, no bacon butties, and a distinct absence of House Elf I am not au fait with the finer points of little diddy pictures. More reason to make it a chocolate biscuit! to avoid anyone else making such a faux pas! Oo oo toffee dodgers? are they like toffypops? or just jammy dodgers but dubiously brown? Actually, don't answer that, it's just one more layer of psychological anguish added to the shitfest my life has become recently...