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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Original poster

The REAL Mumsnet Rules

170 replies

LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 20:16

No bumsex on a Wednesday

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SarahStratton · 19/08/2011 20:16

Why? What's wrong with Wednesdays?

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 20:18

Fridays only I'm afraid. Them's the rules.

No hugs unless qualified with 'un-MN'

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LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 19/08/2011 20:22

oh PUH-LEASE.
Can we PLEASE have a moratorium on bumsex. Yewwwwwww. Anal is so much better sounding.

Really.

Roll both round your mouth and see if you don't agree.

(mind you, since having a 'posterior rectocele' a few months back, either are off the menu and will remain thus Blush)

Um. I think I'm drunk. Sorry.

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 20:27

You like the sound of anal? Confused

You rule?

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LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 19/08/2011 20:58

I rule what? Sorry, I really do think I'm a bit squiffy and don't get it.

If it's a toss up between 'bumsex' and 'anal sex' then it's anal. Sorry, but there it is!! Or isn't. In my case Confused

AfternoonDelight · 19/08/2011 20:59

At least not on a Wednesday.

HeIsSpartacus · 19/08/2011 21:04

Hugs are not really un-Mumsnetty as such. They're just used sparingly.

My hugs cannot be anti-branded. And I will dispense them as I see fit. Big up the Hug Revolution.

SarahStratton · 19/08/2011 21:06

I prefer bumsex.

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 21:07

I meant your rule, sorry! Blush

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SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 19/08/2011 21:12

No flouncing after being told unanimously YABU.

TattyDevine · 19/08/2011 21:12

Anyway, its Friday

AtYourCervix · 19/08/2011 21:13

Do Not Call Me Hun!

or touch me.

Or offer me any form of Hug.

Whatmeworry · 19/08/2011 21:15

No flouncing after being told unanimously YABU

To flounce properly you need a small group of acolytes who wear your sackcloth and ashes, mourn, rend the air with their cries and implore you to return.

AfternoonDelight · 19/08/2011 21:15

Hang on, hang on, do I have to have bumsex on a Friday? Or is it optional?

AgentZigzag · 19/08/2011 21:15

Never, and I repeat never, ask if you're being unreasonable unless you're 100% sure you're not.

AgentZigzag · 19/08/2011 21:17

Oh.

Did I misunderstand the question?

What's that about bumsex?

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 21:18

Definitely optional. Ask those ladies in feminism. "No is a complete sentence" (or phrase, or something).

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Original poster
LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 21:18

No, you got it right Agent.

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LoopyLoopsTootyFroots · 19/08/2011 21:20

No selecting words or symbols that mask the fact that you want to swear like a sweary swearing swearer.

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MmeLindor. · 19/08/2011 21:20

If you don't like the word cunt, go to Netmums

EuphemiaMcGonagall · 19/08/2011 21:20

Have a professional proofreader check your posts for typos, misspellings, misuse of punctuation, tautologies, non sequiturs and otherwise impeccable grammar prior to submission.

thenightsky · 19/08/2011 21:21

Anal definitely rolls off the tongue better than bum.

MmeLindor. · 19/08/2011 21:22

Euphemia
I forgot the quotation marks around "cunt"

Sorry.

EuphemiaMcGonagall · 19/08/2011 21:22

Ensure that you provide photographic evidence of gross medical conditions before you start whinging that it's sore.

EuphemiaMcGonagall · 19/08/2011 21:22
Grin