To chuffing LOVE that on certain threads people always say stuff like

[Dogsby]

" what starter shall i have" - anti pasto

and any sodding thread on madeleine maccann some sour mouthed tosser puts " ooh no one calls her maddie in hter family" like it really MATTERS fgs.

what predicatable posts make you nuts?

[grovel]

People who send their kids to Church schools and are surprised they get religion in assemblies.

[Changing2011]

Rofl crack fox!!!!

[JarethTheGoblinKing]

The person who always comes onto threads like these with 'this place is so cliquey, how are newbies supposed to fit in'

[limitedperiodonly]

I have to object there Dogsby. I made stock out of a chicken carcass and enjoyed a nourishing, home-knitted minestrone soup last night.

Six meals out of one chicken. More money for alcohol. Result!

However I was alone while the stock was cooking and threw away all the debris by the time anyone else got in so I've no idea if the place smelled like an abattoir. I'd say glue factory was closer.

[usualsuspect]

My MIL looked at my child a bit funny/gave them a biscuit ...next 50 posts will be ....

Tell your dp to stand up to the evil old bat, or your child your rules

[Dogsby]

grr at limited

crack fox is on fire today

[limitedperiodonly]

On budgeting threads..... " I can get 17 meals out of a chicken".

Oh dear, Changing2011. I did spend what I saved on wine. Is that okay?

[Changing2011]

"my new boyfriend sends my kids to bed at 4pm and won't tolerate me talking about them or playing with them in his presence................




But I really love him. Can we work it out?"

[Whatmeworry]

The unstatemented, undefined and untestestable cocktail of SN's that get drip fed out to justify someone's brattish "quirky" behaviour

[Pandemoniaa]

OP: Why is the vicar being so unreasonable about christening my baby? It's not as if we'll be going to church until the next time we want a child christened.

[dreamingbohemian]

what if the house burned down?

(on the 'can I leave DC alone for 5 minutes' threads)

[superjobee]

ive just laughed waaaaay too much at home knitted soup

[Dogsby]

ooh ooh ooh you start a ranty thread and someone says " why does it bother you"

well fuck me lets shut the internet down and all meditate

[Changing2011]

Passable limited. Next time, buy a new hen with your savings, then you can have 17 chicken dinners plus boiled eggs for breakfast. Everybody wins.

[TheBigJessie]

I just POAS and got a BFP. Then I told MIL that her knitting is absolutely ghastly and I wasn't going to let her knit a blanket for the baby. It's my hormones, isn't it?"

Poster: yep, it's entirely understandable, because you're so hormonal. I expect she's been upsetting you for a long time, hasn't she?

[Dogsby]

my kids go to a church school where they are being prepared for priest hood in recpetion class

" well what do you expect at a church school"?

[Whatmeworry]

And the Zealotic Guard on any subject where most people are fairly pragmatic but a few have an Agenda. My favourite is the almost automatic equating of the (usually fairly reasonable) opposite p.o.v. with serious abuse

[TheWolfpack]

Or on a sleb gossip thread "Who cares?"

Don't understand why they bother to click on it and post....

[TheBigJessie]

usualsuspect

Well, was it a gluten-free biscuit? No? Well, there you are then! Toxic bat, undermining the mother!

[ggirl]

people who write fucking essays as their OP
cannot be arsed to read

[BerryLellow]

Love 'you boringly nuclear twat'! I must remember that

[CupcakesandTwunting]

Accusations of boasting, stealth or otherwise, if you let it drop that you might earn more than what the average national salary was in 1862.

[Pandemoniaa]

OP: He didn't trash my friend's house on purpose fgs! He's got "Awkward Little Fucker Defiance Syndrome". And that's official.

[limitedperiodonly]

Can I want to add: 'but my primary age children will be' to my 'not everyone is suitable for a university education'.

[Dogsby]

"what watch do you wear" being a BRILLIANT stealth boasting thing.