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To chuffing LOVE that on certain threads people always say stuff like

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Dogsby · 28/07/2011 13:11

" what starter shall i have" - anti pasto

and any sodding thread on madeleine maccann some sour mouthed tosser puts " ooh no one calls her maddie in hter family" like it really MATTERS fgs.

what predicatable posts make you nuts?

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CaptainNancy · 28/07/2011 13:38

That by cutting back on furrin hols and waitrose food anyone can afford private school [sic]

Honestly, you can!

Dogsby · 28/07/2011 13:40

and tentative

"maybe they have special needs"

tbh it may well often be the case, but often the kid is just naughty

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thestringcheeseincident · 28/07/2011 13:40

On the cooking threads when someone has a few people over for meal and is wondering what to cook. Someone always chimes in "do a chill" God it's so boring, can you really not cook something a bit more exciting. And serving it with sour cream and cheese in bowls will not razz it up.

dreamingbohemian · 28/07/2011 13:40

Do you think he might be depressed?

when clearly he's just an abusive twat

tethersend · 28/07/2011 13:40

Hardworkingtaxpayerfamilies are becoming more of a regular feature. Especially in S&B.

bibbitybobbityhat · 28/07/2011 13:40

Captain! That is also my actual number one most hated predictable comment. So much so that I even started a whole thread on the subject once. It was a lively one!

Dogsby · 28/07/2011 13:41

any thing referring to tuna pasta bake
or mixe herbs ( ie dried toemail clippings)

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bibbitybobbityhat · 28/07/2011 13:42

Heh heh at boringly nuclear twat. That'll be me then.

TheBigJessie · 28/07/2011 13:42

Thread title: Am I being Unreasonable to Think my Husband/BIL/Neighbour shouldn't have [been a bastard in some way]?

Poster: maybe he has a personality disorder/Asperger's Syndrome/bi-polar disorder.

Sausagesarenottheonlyfruit · 28/07/2011 13:43

"How old is DM/DF? Perhaps it's the beginnings of dementia"

Dogsby · 28/07/2011 13:43

any fucker on facebook

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ggirl · 28/07/2011 13:44

god yy about "maybe they have special needs"
that one irks me summat bad

Dogsby · 28/07/2011 13:44

tbh is insulting to those WITH Sn

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Changing2011 · 28/07/2011 13:45

On budgeting threads..... " I can get 17 meals out of a chicken".

ggirl · 28/07/2011 13:45

and the feckers whose children's fav dish is salmon and fucking olives

Dogsby · 28/07/2011 13:46

MAKE STOCK OUT OF BONES
yes i want my whole house to smell like an abbatoir - ill use a stock cube thanks

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ggirl · 28/07/2011 13:46

and whose kids only ever snack on fruit..never ever ever have sweets
cruel bastards

limitedperiodonly · 28/07/2011 13:46

'Not everyone is suitable for a university education'. Very true, but many people are, and many people like them used to be excluded and possibly still are.

TheCrackFox · 28/07/2011 13:47

Christmas present thread.

"I've spent £3.50 in total on my 5 children and they were all utterly delighted to receive a knitted nose warmer each".

No they fucking weren't and they will leave home as soon as legally possible you stingy twat.

kittyspolitti · 28/07/2011 13:48

Dogsby - I was going to go with "maybe they have special needs" especially to quirky kids who don't fit in. Not every quirky kid has Asperger's.

CaptainNancy · 28/07/2011 13:48

And at this time of year... 'can anyone explain these NC levels... I'm so worried' at least 3 people will say well, its good, but my DC got [whatever next levelup is].

TheBigJessie · 28/07/2011 13:48

[any thread about infertility]

"Have you considered adoption?"

No infertile couple needs to be told adoption exists, I'm absolutely certain they'll have heard of the concept before. It's a pointless post!

DouglasPouch · 28/07/2011 13:48

OP "My mother has only babysat 4 times this week"

MN She sounds toxic, you should cut her out of your life forever"

ggirl · 28/07/2011 13:49

cherrrist-have a look on the further ed ones, mad helicopter parents abound
know all their kids Alevel questions ffs

TheBigJessie · 28/07/2011 13:49

dogsby

"tbh is insulting to those WITH Sn"

YES! It really, really is.