to conclude, sadly, that yes Birkenstocks are the footwear of choice of a droopy "mom"

[VeraGood]

jsut was out an an event and everyone wearing them was a rather beleaugered looking parent.
either
" cargo pants dad"
or " rucksack we are on a day trip " mum
or " hassled i didnt have time to brush my hair" slighy hippy mum (with long haired kids)
OR " wheres your sunhat white stuff a line skirt droopy mum"

sorry.

I will now keep mine for washing line run only

Having near crippled myself recently wearing a pair of high heeled wedges I have ordered these. Yes, yes they are Clarks.

www.clarks.co.uk/find/producttype-is-sandals/mcrproductsubtype-is-gladiator/product-is-20343902

I want these in every color.

Nope, don't like those Gizeh ones. Can't do toe-posts. Just like the simplicity of birkenstocks (one strap), slip 'em on. Easy. (Aware that most other sandals aren't overly complicated but still...)

Birkies are only okay as slippers - the nice felt ones in charcoal.

I don't get havanaias either. They're just flipflops, aren't they? I like flipflops, just don't understand why having a brand name on them makes them any better.

I like those fly london shoes. Might get some of those. Can't figure out what size to get though, some people say order a size smaller, others recommend buying a size bigger than usual.

confused.

havanias have a nice spongy sole. They are most comfortable than other flip flops I've had for that reason

helelinahandcart explain please? Or post photo?

I have never seen a penis that looks like those pink birkies.

I don't own a pair of Birkies cos they look like they'll smell awful after being worn for a while
Can you clean the insole bit? Or do they not stink after being worn for a while?

I have a pair of Reeboks just like this except in aqua that have lasted for years. They're really comfortable, don't need socks -- I never wear skirts or dresses though.

I am really thinking I might get some of those hasbeens. In summer wouldn't you get slippery feet on the wooden soles though? I mean when it is really hot ..

Littleboxes penis feet ha! now I understand, thank you

PrettyCandles Orthotics in sandals

Take 5cm strip of wide 'stick and stick' velcro
Stick loop (hard) part of strip onto bottom of orthotics where its going to get a good grip
Stick soft part onto inner (insole) of sandal where it will meet velcro already on the orthotic
You can now stick your orthotic to the sandal. Just detach off when you change shoes. The Velcro will last a few months.

Just add some more strips of the soft side to other sandals, and you can stick the orthotics to these too. I've been doing this for 14 years.

If still need more info, I will try and post a photo. This works with sandals of all types and toe post sandals, as long as the insole is a hard (not fabric) surface. All must be 3/4 length orthotics so that they don't show under your toes.