In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

Im confused.....

< unattractive snort>

OP, if this is for real - the dog ate it, ok? You really don't need to tell him more than that.

How disturbing! And hilarious. Now I have the mental image of your DH wanking, quite literally, furiously. HA!

MrsChemist

sometimes you make me so angry I could spaff!'

Then he fwaps one out over the essay.

oooooooooh laughing this hard huuuurts

this thread is still worrying me. I know it sounds amusing, but the reality is rather sinister. Poor you, OP.

onclefestere - check out the OPs other post and then ask yourself how likely this is to be true.

Well I've heard of dirty protests, but this is a new one

ALOL!

How would that even work, surely you would have had time to move your work? I'd have thought taking his dick out and heading towards your essay would have been a giveaway. Unless he ejaculates extremely quickly - in which case, poor you.

Who sits and thinks this stuff up???

Well maybe he really really liked it?

He wanted to damage her work because he felt (insert word here). He used his winkle to sniff out where she'd put her assignment, within in her briefcase. Opens the briefcase and - unhunhnuhh - that's betterrrrrrraaaaahhh!

hmmm....

Come again?

There's another thread where Lorita is complaining that her DP is lying to his family about her real name, which happens to be Dorkus (!)

I think we can safely say this is trolling

perhaps they were arguing because he didn't like her reading her assignment while they were having sex?

I set it up recently so dh came over a grotty t shirt he would not let me wash in the hope of finally making him put something else on (it worked)

Not the same thing at all I guess. Don;t know why I felt need to type that.

Anyway
This is I reckon aa windup so PMSL

if not though run like fuck OP, he's - obviously- a wanker

Fake or not. It's fapping funny :)

OP's sssay title:

A critique of gender relationships in the plays of John Osborne: Look! Wank in Anger!

"essay"

Peachy!

Now I am imagining various precarious sexual set-ups that would corner my dh, who hates throwing anything away, into accepting that we need a new carpet/settee/kitchen table, etc.

Actually we do need a new microwave.

Op, your dp is a wanker.

I don't think the OP wrote this. Maybe her DP or one of the kids??