In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

Funniest thing I've read ALL YEAR, I swear!😂

Loved reading this zombie.

I know this is a zombie but I'm sad I've never made a person so angry they've come over my stuff. Clearly my technique is wrong

I wouldn't be too sure to think it was fake - I was in a relationship with a vengeful little wanker. Literally. When he was cross with me, he'd print off photos of me from his camera and cum on them. I'd find them in his bedside cabinet. It wasn't the main reason I dumped him, but it was in the top 20.

What one might call a sticky situation

I don't remember this thread at all, but I must have read it as I posted on it! Happy whacking

Also, I now have bohemian rhapsody stuck in my head, at least it's not "Don't wank back in anger"

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The idea of some one ejaculating with anger obviously doesn't seem that odd to him.... I worry

Better not annoy him then!!!!

OMG so funny

Sorry just realised this is a zombie but it's so funny

I'm crying this thread is hilarious

I remember reading this the first time, and it's still hilarious! My sides are aching. The op has some imagination!

The T-rexing in the supermarket was another good one! I'll have to find it and read that again

soggy if you find it please bump it up so I can read it

I don't think I have a Mumsnet sense of humour - T-rexing did nothing for me

I have bumped it up Damn

I have a new life goal. To make someone so angry they cum over my coursework pmsl laughing

I do love it when this old chestnut gets resurrected.

At last! I've been telling my pals about this thread for years but was never able to locate it again.

To be honest, they seemed a bit scared. 😱

I have never heard even rumours of this thread before. We are looking back on wanker

This needs to be a classic 😂

This is a wind up,right?

So if you knew he was angry whacking at your essay, why didn't you grab it and move it out of the way? Surely nobody can jizz that quickly?

zombie thread

@Dljlr I assume the snapped and farted thread had some mentions of angry jizzing.