In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

This has got to be an iPad autocorrect mishap surely

GREAT thread

Oh, I knew I remembered your username. Your DP is the one who won't introduce you to his family because he lied to them about what your name was.

He is sounding odder by the day, Lorita.

And isn't anybody going to correct her grammar? Surely he "cummed" over it, not came?

could happen to anyone.

Good Lord Hully I hope not!

Is there a smiley face for crying with laughter? If not, there should be.

BTW I am also trying to work out how he concentrates on an argument whilst spanking the monkey and you know...... is he a woman? That is serious multi-tasking just there and not a massively masculine trait.

"During an argument DP came over my assignment."

I have read this so far about 10 times I still don't bloody get it! He litterally deposited his load on your assignment? Were you out of tissues?

maybe your DP thought it was worthy of knocking one out over?

if it's that good, no need to worry about a low mark is there?

It's quite worrying actually OP. Did he do this spitefully and deliberately? Poor you

y'what????????

Was it a naked argument then or did he stuff your assignment down his pants and you were trying to retrieve it? I can't comprehend the scenario.

Shamefully marking my place for this one!

Just mop it up gel

Your tutor will be checking for plagiarism, not body fluids.

And ditch the idiot.

what was the essay title?

During an argument? Eh? Wow.

He sounds fab being able to wank and argue all at the same time, then find the assignment and just in the nick of time - oops, sorry love didn't see it there.

You want him to tell the lecturer?
I rather think it might be too much information for him.

Maybe it was my husband's camel ate my assignment.
Possible d'you think?

Was it meant be 'came over all assigment' on me? I'm not sure I understand that either but I think it's a preferable image.

Cum Come back OP, the suspense is killing us!

A wank in anger!

Bugger! can't stop sniggering now and I am not explaining why to anyone....

you know the old saying. A wank a day keeps the lecturer away

Seriously how do you wank and have a barny at the same time (is this a new fetish????).

Come on spill the beans (did you see what i did there)