In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

This has cheered me up no end

it's a bit weird worrying to become sexually excited when angry isn't it?

Excellent OP, I needed a giggle.

I'm laughing so hard I can't see to type. This is the best OP I've ever read.

Am crying with laughter here.

The responses to the OP are hilarious. Are there comedy writers on this thread? Flittersnoop and Fimbo in particular, I applaud you.

Mumsnet is fantastic!

Sitting in the park, surrounded by innocent children and unsuspecting parents who must be wondering why I am snorting and my shoulders are shaking.

It's not so much the OP, it's the responses that are tickling me. Too funny.

I'm sorry, I must have mis-understood. He did what now?

I have just shown this thread to DF. He now thinks we are all crazy loons.

he would be right

Is your essay a load of bollocks?

If it is you could tell your tutor its a summary.

'Hello, Miss Lecturer, I'm ringing about Lorita's homework. Well, thing is i came on it'

'No, no, we were having a horrible row possibly about me wanking too much'

YABU
YABU
YABU

How on earth did your partner 'knock one out' over your work without you moving it out the way?

Was it perhaps after the argument and he decided to come on your work to get back at you? I am baffled and completely

I am, however very amused and intrigued.

I so hope the OP comes back and elaborates - I need to know how this could happen (or what she meant to write). My face looks like this right now!

Next time we argue I've got a challenge to set DH

And I thought having to tell my teacher my cat ate my homework (true story!) was embarrasing enough because of it's ridiculousness...but this....I don't even have words for this....

Still struggling to imagine the scene. He's enjoying himself, OP happens across him and starts an argument... he decides to carry on while still fighting his corner...

Nope, just can't make it work

Im so angry! I just have to wank!

wow, thats an interesting argument.

I am assuming there are missing words in the OP.

IF at all serious i would say that XP tore and entire assignment. It was my first year at uni and it was for a module that lasted an entire year. He threw the folder of my entire years work into a fire.
I could not replace it as much of it was done during lectures and within group work.

I spoke to my Lecturer about the situation and i was given an extension. I had to replace as much s i could and then accpet the severely slashed mark i recieved for the missing stuff. It was horrible.

Thankfully year one is just a case of pass or fail so i got through it.

I think that it says a great deal about how your DP sees you and your studying. I think a very serious conversation is needed

How the bloody hell.....Please come back OP, we need to know

PMSL. There has got to be a typo on the Op. Having an argument, he pulls his tosh out and spunks on your assignment, no way.

I'm having a fit of conscience in case this is real and poor OP has to deal with THAT and us all getting the titters.

If this is a wind-up, it's brilliant

IDrinkFromTheir Skulls - Best. Name. EVER!

That is a skill.

What are you studying?