In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

WE KNOW IT'S A ZOMBIE THREAD!

It doesn't matter, we love it anyway

Thank You snapped and farted and Happy Wacking!

Laughed till I cried!

Parp

Never seen this before it’s made my evening!

"Snapped and farted" brought me here... Two of the funniest things I've read in a long time!

Mumsnet has made me cry laughing twice tonight. Snapped and farted, and now this.

It's the poster who gave an imagined running commentary that literally made me snot all over my phone, "youre always so bloody busy studying!

I came here (not literally) via 'snapped and farted' as well. DH is a university lecturer. His horror when he read the OP was a sight to see, and we spent the rest of the evening trying to work out how the hell this sort of argument works!

This thread, and the wine one, remind me of how long I've been on here!!

I also found my way here from snapped and farted... now I need to find the following threads..... peed on a chair, wine, Sistine chapel, t-Rex in a supermarket, Alan the ambulance man.....

Any links would be appreciated.

I found the t-Rex which only let to more 🤯

Sharon, the dead wasp, the wine stain and someone else (was it the fruit and veg stall)

Oh yes, links please if anyone knows where they are

Crikey, can't believe how long ago this OP was, I remember it well!

What a Wank of a Zombie

Open pic at your own risk. [Imgur](i.imgur.com/YIW250u.gifv)

sorry trying again

i.imgur.com/YIW250u.gif

Wtaf?! But OP seems more concerned that he creased the corner? Omg!

Wow some of the posts from 2011 are by me under a different username. I knew I'd been here a long time but I can't believe this thread is seven years old!

What a thread!

This and the carpet fitting thread are my favourite resurrected zombie threads!

What's the carpet fitting thread?

you should have gone for "the dog ate my homework" excuse