To not want to be licked out?

[theinet]

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

half term innit

half term?

Can we call it cunni or summat?

teenagers off school

idiot posts

no mature adult uses the term "licked out"

Wee then, I'm sure the licker will soon get the message.

Oh you silly, it isn't icky at all.

I call it waggling a cricket bat at a tornado

WHO calls it licked out? No grown woman I know.

Kevin, get off your mum's mumsnet and do your GCSE revision like she told you. BBC Bitesize is thataway

are you a magnum?

x posts anyf

seriously - i tingle but it never feels "right" .

theinet Have another munch bunch fromage frais before bath, bottle and bed.......

or a creme egg?

Are you a teenager? Sounds like it. Use the correct term "oral sex"

PMSL @ are you a magnum

seriously - have you not noticed everyone is taking the pee?

my OH just goes at it like he's eating an ice cream, it's not a turn on.

Stick a cadburys flake up yer fanjo and he will have a 99.......

thats called a wet dream ,theinet

what, he has you on a stick? or in a bowl?

DP just asked what I was laughing out. I said being licked out that blank look on his face said it all. He said you still on MN I said yes. I think he thought I'd moved over to a teenage chat room

Raspberry sauce and a few nuts?

cunny funt

I've never noticed the classic half term threads before really, but this time we are overrun