To not want to be licked out?

[theinet]

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

spb, keep watching this week

ha ha ha creme egg

Or kicked out of the house Adverse?

Or ficked out if you're stupid?

Or hicked out if you get a love bite?

Or micked out if he's called Michael?

Or nicked out if you rob the local sweetie shop?

Or picked out if he does it to your nose?

Or quicked out if he's in a hurry?

well there's a thread title. Not heard that phrase since I was about 14

op, you are in the wrong forum.
this ones for grownups

it's hard to climax when he's so insensitive, i just wanted advice!

maybe we could MNHQ for a special topic?

any suggestions for the heading? or do you not like head wither

Ricked out if he's a dick?

Sicked out if it turns your stomach?

Either

Sorry OP. Have you tried special tablets from Boots?

he over stimulates the clitoris?
not nice

We don't go in for licking out here. We do bumsex.

Theinet how old are you?

ye, i feel he does it too hard, and his tongue foul after a night on the beers and a vindaloo.

bless him, he will talk about fingering next, watch

never mind the technique, does he not have a toothbrush?

Licked out and sucked off......not a bad topic title. Sounds a bit like a Wet Wet Wet track

Ohhhh ya bassa! I hope he cleans his teeth after all that chilli!!

I'm going to have to hide this thread.. Every time I read the title it makes me squirm.. And NOT in a good way

Swearymary -

has he got knobcheese too ?

on the beers and a vindaloo?? are you channelling some lines from a crap sitcom theinet?

Honestly, now revision is over, are you this bored?