To not want to be licked out?

[theinet]

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

Licked out
Fingering

Maybe we should start a thread on rank phrases.

adds baby batter to list

I've come to the conclusion that the OP and her lovely fella sound Devine. Match made in heaven, both stinkers, sound like a right pair of chavs abd yes that's a compliment init

I genuinely have not heard that term for ooh, about 30 years.

PMSL at Adversecamber.

Thank god auntiemonica.

I was so pleased with that

Pag -

But thankyou OP for the entertainment you've truly made me smile tonight :)

I hadn't heard of baby batter, is that sperm?

I just hope for your kids sake you are not a mother.

oh god, I was giggling like a school girl at the title!

I had a bet with myself fingering wouldn't turn up till page 3. I should have known batter.

pumpkin

Thank you OP. I am sitting feeling sorry for myself with a hangover. This has just made me piss myself laughing.

And the wet wet wet cover song has got to be a classic. Or post of the week

pmsl @
the flake n 99

Electric Indeed it does.

Thought of another...clout
oh and bleeding gums.

Ergh..

pag thats really is very lame

Oh Ok, I've actually read the thread now and it's really really funny and I'm not even very drunk.

Why thank you 280169

Defo the post of the week, what's her prize? Detention?

Nah, I think she should be made to stick a flake up her fanjo and let her beer swilling, curry eating, smelly partner lick her out. Squirty cream, praps?

If he's not understanding that you don't like it, suggest you provide him with a bit o' rimming and see how he likes it!

Love this thread Marking my place..

Stop it stop it stop it.

:) love you guys! :)

Try some popping candy?

omg my family think i have gone nuts lol at this thread