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To not want to be licked out?

170 replies

theinet · 29/05/2011 20:00

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

OP posts:
LittlebearH · 29/05/2011 20:31

Licked out
Fingering

Maybe we should start a thread on rank phrases.

adds baby batter to list

Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:32

I've come to the conclusion that the OP and her lovely fella sound Devine. Match made in heaven, both stinkers, sound like a right pair of chavs abd yes that's a compliment init

FellatioNelson · 29/05/2011 20:32

Confused I genuinely have not heard that term for ooh, about 30 years.

PMSL at Adversecamber. Grin

Pagwatch · 29/05/2011 20:33

Thank god auntiemonica.

I was so pleased with that Grin

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 29/05/2011 20:34

Pag - Grin Grin Grin

Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:34

But thankyou OP for the entertainment you've truly made me smile tonight :)

ElectricSoftParade · 29/05/2011 20:34

I hadn't heard of baby batter, is that sperm?

Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:35

I just hope for your kids sake you are not a mother.

HeartBurnQueen · 29/05/2011 20:35

oh god, I was giggling like a school girl at the title! Blush

PumpkinBones · 29/05/2011 20:36

I had a bet with myself fingering wouldn't turn up till page 3. I should have known batter.

SwearyMary · 29/05/2011 20:38

pumpkin Grin

smokinaces · 29/05/2011 20:38

Thank you OP. I am sitting feeling sorry for myself with a hangover. This has just made me piss myself laughing.

And the wet wet wet cover song has got to be a classic. Or post of the week Grin

280169 · 29/05/2011 20:38

pmsl @
the flake n 99

LittlebearH · 29/05/2011 20:39

Electric Indeed it does.

Thought of another...clout
oh and bleeding gums.

Ergh..

FunnysInTheGarden · 29/05/2011 20:39

pag thats really is very lame

FellatioNelson · 29/05/2011 20:40

Oh Ok, I've actually read the thread now and it's really really funny and I'm not even very drunk.

SwearyMary · 29/05/2011 20:40

Why thank you 280169 Smile

Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:40

Defo the post of the week, what's her prize? Detention?

SwearyMary · 29/05/2011 20:43

Nah, I think she should be made to stick a flake up her fanjo and let her beer swilling, curry eating, smelly partner lick her out. Squirty cream, praps? Grin

CarryOnUpTheAIBU · 29/05/2011 20:44

If he's not understanding that you don't like it, suggest you provide him with a bit o' rimming and see how he likes it!

confuseddotcodotuk · 29/05/2011 20:46

Love this thread Grin Marking my place..

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 29/05/2011 20:53

Stop it stop it stop it.

theinet · 29/05/2011 20:54

:) love you guys! :)

OP posts:
rumpleteaser · 29/05/2011 20:56

Try some popping candy?

280169 · 29/05/2011 20:57

omg my family think i have gone nuts lol at this thread