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To not want to be licked out?

170 replies

theinet · 29/05/2011 20:00

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

OP posts:
mozette · 01/06/2011 21:36

punkpixie I've just spat tea over my keyboard at you mentioning gobble! Not heard that in 20 years (central Scotland dweller here)

Butterbur · 02/06/2011 11:52

Gobble - I only ever heard that in the context of the mythical Gobble-o-gram, a stag party entertainer, who would give the groom a BJ, before whipping off her wig, to reveal that she was, in fact, a man!

Serve the buggers right really.

JessicaDrew · 02/06/2011 13:56

DH once went to a "gentlemen's" evening and the comedian before the girls!!!! was called Clawd Balls

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 14:25

I have a boyfriend He likes to like me out
But he doesn't know what its about
He thinks my sweaty Fanjo is an ice cream
He licks me so hard I wanna scream

Add your own bit Wink

dingdongmrs · 02/06/2011 14:29

God, how could you not like that!!! I call it plain old oral.

I dont think ive ever called it being licked out before though! it is called cinninglus or something isnt it?! complicated name for such a lovely easy action!

JessicaDrew · 02/06/2011 14:44

well like i have said earlier i though licking out was after male party had "dumped his load" in there
and i guess not too many are keen on this idea
doing it before is just oral!

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 15:01

Jessica isn't that a cream pie?

JessicaDrew · 02/06/2011 15:07

mmmmm maybe
i know its snowballing if you kiss after takin it in your mouth
by this thread is going down hill
but personally i could 69 my DH and let him lick me out for hours

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 15:09

Yes, I have to agree I could let my DP "lick me out" for hours......

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 15:09

Wonder who is making it go down hill......
I am of course extremely innocent!

JessicaDrew · 02/06/2011 15:13

we both are dragging it down
going on top makes it easier for the poor men

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 15:15

You know they will all ignore this thread now don't you?

Yes being on top makes it easier and I find it more enjoyable as well.

JessicaDrew · 02/06/2011 15:18

and Maliference will say she prefers it on the stairs
coz she's really daring!!!!!!
and you can play with their thingy teasing them nearly there and stopping

SwearyMary · 02/06/2011 17:38

Grin at "thingy"

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 18:33

Grin they like their thingys teased

AuntieMonica · 02/06/2011 19:11

have we gone all 'Blackadder' now then?

that was the last time i heard the word 'thingy' Grin

and i still think my song was best

TheLadyEvenstar · 02/06/2011 19:31

Auntie, yours was deffo the best.

omnishambles · 02/06/2011 19:39

What the hell is going on in here?

AuntieMonica · 02/06/2011 19:40

Wine to omnishambles!

post number 169

Grin
SwearyMary · 02/06/2011 20:07

169.....is that a sexual act on a diving board?

I just asked DH what he thought about the phrase 'liking out' he said "yeah, I do that to my Creme Eggs'. I asked if he would lick my creme egg out....he said not until next easter as its a bit stale now Grin

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