To not want to be licked out?

[theinet]

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

Love you too theinet
What's the next subject?

Me too confused :o

One of my friends has an "oral sex playlist" on her MP3. Her DP is not allowed up for air til the playlist is finished!

I'm sorry theinet, I'm just not into you.

Fondly remembers Mr Pussy. Really weird knob though.

Oral sex playlist

Carryon Rimming!

I swear men think up these rank phrases.

(although bleeding gums was mentioned by a girl to me. I still refer to it as "Ladies week")

rumpleteaser: That would not be a good idea! I speak from experience

zukiecat The OP has posted on two threads. This one and one about 'giving head'. Its half term. Enough said.
Regards you not hearing the term 'licked out' until a year ago is amazing but fair enough.

I meant two threads that I have seen today!

"licked out" is a term used by teenagers when I was at school

30 years ago

Not heard it since I was 15

And yes, Wet Wet Wet were in the charts

Maybe you should try giving him a blowjob theinet and he could lick you out, but don't have curry, there's a dear, it stings like buggery (though buggery only stings if you do it wrong).

Agree with AF and Tiger, that term was last heard by me at school. Many, many years ago.

But this has made me laugh so am quite delighted to be reminded.

I have to agree with most of the others. "Licked out" is very High School. And gross. Like "Gobble" (Don't know if it's just a West Central Scotland thing or not but in case it is, a Gobble is a disgusting word for a BJ)

Ah yes, the old "Goblin TeasMaid" jokes.

Gobble Am howling at this, I have really gone back decades a few years

Term also used in Newcastle circa 1983.

Hahaha gobble and licked out, make me think of teenage boy talk circa 1985!

TMI gross

I wonder what OP is making of this thread. No one has actually answered her question in all seriousness. If that was the actual intention!!

YABU.

No one will tell me if i am being unreasonable or not. In not wanting to be LICKED OUT. I expected better from mumsnet.

We all expected better from mumsnet to be honest.

But you, like me, will have to learn to live with your disappointment.

@ pag

this thread has been brilliant