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Original poster

To not want to be licked out?

170 replies

theinet · 29/05/2011 20:00

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

OP posts:
Hullygully · 29/05/2011 20:20

Is he very controlling in other ways?

Phone a helpline now before

Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:21

Theinet sounds like he may be licking your ass instead of your fanny my dear, especially going down on you while his pissed up and with vindaloo breath. Classy I want him for myself

ShowOfHands · 29/05/2011 20:21

theinet, I haven't seen your particular brand of crazy posting for weeks. But then I've had aibu hidden, which is your usual hunting ground isn't it?

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 29/05/2011 20:22

My DC just walked into the living room, look at me, DD did the Hmm face and said "Are you on Mumsnet again"

Grin
Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:22

Hullygully are you thinking she should call child line?

AuntieMonica · 29/05/2011 20:22

i feel it on his fingers,
i smell it up my nose.

now when he's going down on me,
i think he thinks of Walls.....

SwearyMary · 29/05/2011 20:23

Popped in, Licked out?

Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:23

Stop it Auntie :)

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 29/05/2011 20:24

You lot just made me spit wine all over the laptop

SwearyMary · 29/05/2011 20:24

Waaahahahahaha!!! AuntieM, I think you have a No1 track there!!!

ElectricSoftParade · 29/05/2011 20:24

Auntie Grin

Original poster
theinet · 29/05/2011 20:24

my fanjo sweats like a bucket afterwards!

OP posts:
Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:25

Auntie can I download that tune for my ringtone?

ElectricSoftParade · 29/05/2011 20:25

Oh theinet that really is icky. No need for a sweaty minge. Oh no.

SwearyMary · 29/05/2011 20:26

Then be sure to lick it all up, fuckmepink

AuntieMonica · 29/05/2011 20:26

of course you can....call 0989 6969696969 of course Wink

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 29/05/2011 20:26

Stop it Sweary Grin it makes me want to wee

StealthPolarBear · 29/05/2011 20:26

Do you also have particularly sweaty buckets? Because I think that can be a sign of a gardening related disorder

AuntieMonica · 29/05/2011 20:27

how the fuck can your fanny sweat LIKE A BUCKET?

Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:27

My fanjo?
My 12 year old niece speaks better than you? Did you do sex education at school?

Pagwatch · 29/05/2011 20:29

A fanjo that sweats like a bucket is only a problem if it is a little pail.

Mollydollydoll · 29/05/2011 20:29

And OP use soap and water in future it will keep you fresh

SwearyMary · 29/05/2011 20:29

Fanny sweats like a bucket? You must be a yummy bed partner........

AuntieMonica · 29/05/2011 20:29

Grin pag

SnuffleTurtle153 · 29/05/2011 20:31

Why the fuck is this even a topic?

If you like it, do it.
If you don't like it, don't.
Why the hell would it be unreasonable for you to not enjoy something that you don't enjoy?! Do you post on here every time you fancy a cheese sandwich for lunch just to check that you're not being unreasonable for disliking the BLT option?

Christ.

And absolute boak at the phrase 'licked out'.