To not want to be licked out?

[theinet]

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

YABU one day you will look back, when you're in your dotage p'raps, spending your evenings MNing & wish you'd had all the licking out that was on offer.

Maybe i should be grateful for what i can get, curry beer breath, sandpaper tongue and all.

I'd take it tbf

I'm going to whinge at DH in the morning

You never lick me out anymore you fucker

Too true
There are some poor souls for whom curry beer breath and a sandpaper tongue is as good as it gets.
There should be a charity or at the very least a telethon.

So long as he doesn't snog me afterwards I don't mind.

Telethon is excellent idea. Cunni Relief anyone?

Yes I like 'Onward Christian Soldiers' best.

Oh yeah I forgot that one. Guess what I'm writing on your clit. I would if you could find it but you're spelling I LOVE YOU on my arsehole.

Lol

That's all really

LOL

oooh mi snatch!

"Oh yeah I forgot that one. Guess what I'm writing on your clit. I would if you could find it but you're spelling I LOVE YOU on my arsehole."

OMFG I have just pissed my fucking pants!!!

wish OP had been more specific
did she mean after DP had filled her up (so to speak with his spunk)
if my DH wanted to do that i am sure it would part of a roleplay scenario where i was a dominatrix and he would consider it the ultimate act of putting slave in his place.

I thought cunilingus was an Irish airline until I discovered mumsnet.

Due to an unfortunate typo on a text message, I once ended up having banal sex

We've all had that, BOF...

Neatly avoided Madame.

Arf at Irish airline

Better than canal sex. The canal by my house is surrounded by concret graffiti-covered walls and is a place of the happy-slapper.

It's not conducive to licking out shenanigans.