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Original poster

AIBU to think my friend her talking out her ass

115 replies

taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:35

Got talking about sex with my mate and she said to me do you gush or squirt and I said neither. Well she said you can't be enjoying it then the look on my DH face was magic.

OP posts:
LadyOfTheCuntryManor · 26/05/2011 20:36
AmazingBouncingFerret · 26/05/2011 20:38

I've just had to add "gush" and "squirt" to the words that make me feel squeamish list.

Original poster
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:38

My thoughts exactly but did make us laugh

OP posts:
Mumofaflump · 26/05/2011 20:39

Umm...

Yeah...

Not really sure where to go from there.

Is there an expression for a MN login hijack? I think this may be one!

Original poster
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:39

That's how she said it amazing "gush and squirt" I was like wtf

OP posts:
thisisyesterday · 26/05/2011 20:40

how old is she? 15?

FabbyChic · 26/05/2011 20:40

Some just never gush/squirt!

trixymalixy · 26/05/2011 20:40

0/10

GypsyMoth · 26/05/2011 20:40

niceHmm

Original poster
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:41

What's a MN login hijack ?

OP posts:
RitaBix · 26/05/2011 20:41

dh squirts and I gush

WorzselMummage · 26/05/2011 20:41
Hmm

shouldn't you be revising or something ?

Original poster
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:41

Yesterday shes 29

OP posts:
HidinginaHardHat · 26/05/2011 20:42

If you gush or squirt then you need to check your pelvic floor love.

GypsyMoth · 26/05/2011 20:42

nope,i think this ones for real.....

Original poster
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:42

No I shouldn't worzel I am 36

OP posts:
AKissIsNotAContract · 26/05/2011 20:44

Taylor74 why whenever I read a really bizarre post are you always the OP?

From a lesbian step daughter, to weird neighbours, friends who squirt (not weird btw, I do!) How do all these colourful things happen to one person in the space of a few days?

Original poster
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:44

It was a simple question really she was sort of saying if I don't do this when I make love then I can't be enjoying it. To me that's bollocks.

OP posts:
GypsyMoth · 26/05/2011 20:44

dont forget the pubic hair thread too....

Original poster
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:45

Not got a lesbian step daughter not even got a step daughter so I don't think so

OP posts:
Mumofaflump · 26/05/2011 20:46

I was wondering if it may be a mumsnet "frape" (I know, don't flame me) as I recognise your user name, but thought the post was a tadge...odd.

Original poster
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:46

Yes mine was the pubic hair thread

OP posts:
K999 · 26/05/2011 20:47

She is talking bollocks but then I think you know that already, don't you??

WorzselMummage · 26/05/2011 20:47

36 ?

Seriously ?

K999 · 26/05/2011 20:48

Whats a MN "frape"? Confused

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