AIBU to think my friend her talking out her ass

[taylor74]

Got talking about sex with my mate and she said to me do you gush or squirt and I said neither. Well she said you can't be enjoying it then the look on my DH face was magic.

Got something you need to get off your chest, so to speak, StayFrosty?

We're all ears.

At the end of the day we'd have no decent forum if peeps did not post, whether it's bollocks or not. So give me a break I like posting and will continue to. You either chose to read them and response or not. No need to be rude we all have to start somewhere on here.

Stayfrosty maybe funny for you but wasn't for me at the time .

I think OP you maybe need to observe MN a bit more until you get the feel of the place. Your threads are odd and that means they don't run, they get bogged down in 'wtf?' comments etc.

Hope that helps :)

xposts OP

Thanks Pinot advice like that I need. Nasty comments and criticism I do not need.

Sorry, don't necessarily mean to be unpleasant. Well, no more than normal that is.

I don't 'get' you but then, I don't need to, do I? Pinot knocks the nail quite succinctly on the head.

Maybe I'm just a grumpy bastard who can't find a decent thread on here tonight and can't be arsed to start one.

< grumble >

Odd = great in MN terms doesn't it pinot?

I've not seen any of the OPs other threads (I don't think) but odd is a relief from the MIL/can anyone point me in the direction of the local train station threads.

Quite a lot of the people I've ever come across in RL are pretty odd in one way or another, it's good because it means I can judge them for it

Oh for goodness sake OP. Get a grip! No one is being 'nasty...'

What's that? I am?

Oh.

Sorry if you felt I was being critical OP. You are quite right you are free to post about whatever you like. I've been here 2 years and still haven't ever started a thread on AIBU so you're pretty brave for jumping straight in.

The OP said she's new to MN shineon, she's not seen MN very own brand of nasty yet

I'm trying to get a grip shiny honest :)

Thanks Agent so it's get worse? Oh deary me :) :) :)

Ooo that could read like I was saying you were being MN brand nasty shineon, I meant the posts on a really really shitty slagofftheOPfest thread.

Agent - umm, I have been called far worse on many occasions

Been relatively well behaved recently

Yes taylor im a gusher or a squirter - no its not piss. It actually started happening after last pregnancy. When i have sex and have an orgasm i squirt cum. Sounds gross but have since found out it does happen

Wooooohoooooo!!

sorry 'bout that

And fwiw I think OP has handled her little flaming vair well. A MNer in the making.

Ok ok science question here if it's not wee what is it then?
I did look it up and it looks like a hell of alot of fluid.
As I stated it's never happened to me so no bugger all about it.

It's pussy juice, no?

Call me Shiney, Pinot Shineon makes me feel like I have been naughty.

TAYLOR! I am now eating and do not want the word 'gush' in my head right now.

Not sure taylor does your friend not know?

Sorry shiny x

Sorry fifi after what my friend said tonight I wont be asking her stuff again