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AIBU to think my friend her talking out her ass

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:35

Got talking about sex with my mate and she said to me do you gush or squirt and I said neither. Well she said you can't be enjoying it then the look on my DH face was magic.

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:48

It may seem odd but all I was asking and I should have said it better, bad me! But someone saying if you don't do this then you can't be having fun was utter bollocks to me hence my post

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:49

I can assure you no ones using my login

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Mumofaflump · 26/05/2011 20:51

K999 - "frape" is when someone goes on your Facebook and posts stupid/ inflamatory/embarrasing updates.

Thought this might be the MN version.

kw1986 · 26/05/2011 20:52

I always thought female ejaculation was rare, so that would mean most women weren't really enjoying it.

Gush or squirt though :s. Gush I can deal with. Squirt is dirty though. Squirty squirt squirt. :o

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:52

Yes Wurzsel I'm seriously 36

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Mumofaflump · 26/05/2011 20:52

Got that now Taylor

GypsyMoth · 26/05/2011 20:52

lol,certainly sounds like it!!

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:53

Those to sayings I've not heard before. It's how she said it.

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Mumofaflump · 26/05/2011 20:54

Reminds me of "How I met your mother".

"Moist"

spray spray

"Moist"

WorzselMummage · 26/05/2011 20:54
Confused

Then why are you discussing your sex wife with your friends in front of your husband and then posting about it on the internet.. isn't that 15 year olds do ?

kw1986 · 26/05/2011 20:54

FRAPE

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:55

Yes it does sound dirty that's why me and DH was laughing

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LadyOfTheCuntryManor · 26/05/2011 20:55

Oh, she's real. SHe has a profile and everything.

GypsyMoth · 26/05/2011 20:55

you knew it was 'bollocks' but posted anyway Confused

Pagwatch · 26/05/2011 20:56

It's like a whole other world....

BalloonSlayer · 26/05/2011 20:56

re your thread title . . . you say she is doing this gushing and squirting out of her arse?

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:56

Wurzsel I wasn't discussing my sex life she was talking about hers. What me and my DH do is private.

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:58

I said she's taking out of her ass saying that if that doesn't happen then how can someone be enjoying it

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:00

I merely came on here as it was a bizarre thing she said. No malice or nastiness just a bloody bizarre thing.
Will get back to my homework then

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GypsyMoth · 26/05/2011 21:00

whats she' taking out of her ass'??? Confused

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:01

Yes I'm bloody real and what I said even though it sounds childish was real.

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:02

Yes tulip she is I think

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AKissIsNotAContract · 26/05/2011 21:02

Ok my mistake, the lesbian step daughter wasn't you. But the swinging neighbours who's children you were worried about, the thread earlier about your sister's 9 year old knowing nothing about sex and now this one. A lot of sex related things happen to you Confused

280169 · 26/05/2011 21:03

wtf

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:03

Wish I hadn't said anything now it was a funny thing not something I thought would offend people. Sorry :(

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