AIBU to think my friend her talking out her ass

[taylor74]

Got talking about sex with my mate and she said to me do you gush or squirt and I said neither. Well she said you can't be enjoying it then the look on my DH face was magic.

OP read the book I linked to earlier, it will explain what it is. It's definitely not wee but I don't want to post too many details about my experiences.

Someone said either on this thread or another that the influx of posters with numbers after their names have come from Netmums.

Is this true?

OP - no kisses (crucial point) and no huns/luv/txt speak. Oh and no hugs. Be tough dagnamit!

lotsaluvPinotxxxhugsxxx

ah hun, tht woz nice ov u

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Maybe this will help.

lady never been on netmums its my door number

I was referring to the OP...and some other post starters that have been a bit odd the past few days....

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Thought you meant me also as i have a number. Its all i could think of at the time when haveing a look on here and havent changed it since

Pag....now I've got that bloody Disney song from Aladdin in my head, ffs

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Oh yes all these newbies with their dirty sex threads coming on to squeaky clean MN. We never have threads about sex or fanjos here do we?

I can assure you no sex talk will come from me again
I've learnt my lesson on that one

Hmm female ejaculation is quite rare afaik, but it is a genuine phenomenon (personal experience) I'd never heard of it though so was mortified the first time it happened. I thought I'd weed

I bet its not that rare. Some people are probably embarrassed about it. Im not nothing i can do about it and it make the dp think hes super stud of the month

I don't think it's that rare either. At least 5 of my close female friends do it, and these are out of the few that would be open enough to discuss things like that. It is depicted in ancient Egyptian art and other ancient cultures frequently.