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AIBU to think my friend her talking out her ass

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 20:35

Got talking about sex with my mate and she said to me do you gush or squirt and I said neither. Well she said you can't be enjoying it then the look on my DH face was magic.

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GypsyMoth · 26/05/2011 21:03

and dont forget the pubic hair shaving/waxing thread.....

strandedbear · 26/05/2011 21:05

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AgentZigzag · 26/05/2011 21:05

I think posters should cut the OP some slack just for the reason that she said 'bad me' instead of 'my bad'.

She was tempted but conformed in the end, and that's what matters.

K999 · 26/05/2011 21:07

Taylor...don't worry. Smile

PS I couldn't care less if I squirt or gush, as long as I am having a massive orgasm each and every time! Grin

taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:07

Yes kiss they were my posts. I did think this was an open forum and free to post. Looks like I was wrong.

I am a mom with a 7yr old and found her comment funny that's why I posted it. As I said no malice in it

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AKissIsNotAContract · 26/05/2011 21:12

Oh you didn't offend me at all, I'm an awesome squirter.
this book taught me how.

I just found it a bit surprising that your neighbours are swingers, your friend is a squirter and you don't think 9 year olds should learn about sex, all in the space of a few days!

strawberrymewmew · 26/05/2011 21:13

Ohhh, I have just realised those 2 words make me squeamish. Confused

LadyOfTheCuntryManor · 26/05/2011 21:13

At least the OP asked if her friend was "talking out of her ass" and not "squirting out of her ass".

Silver lining and all that.

taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:18

The swinging neighbours was last week. And as I stated in that post I don't care what they do my concern was for DC as I couldn't babysit I felt guilty about it

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WorzselMummage · 26/05/2011 21:20

Read the reviews to thisand you'll see some people to squirt out of their arse!

Shock
taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:20

As for 9yr olds not knowing sex yes I do feel it's too young but how my sis went about it was wrong and I've passed on the books I was recommend to read from that thread to her so hopefully that will help her.

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taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:22

Thanks for that Worszel :) :)

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shineoncrazydiam0nd · 26/05/2011 21:22

Well, you don't offend me OP but I did think you were part of some board invasion, from what I have read of your posts.

God, this place has changed hasn't it?

Thingumy · 26/05/2011 21:37

I agree shiney

taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:38

Board invasion heard it all now ;)
And only been here a few weeks so still learning

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shineoncrazydiam0nd · 26/05/2011 21:44

this shows Taylor....

Dunno. Just feels like a whole sea of semi literate ramblings about nonsense at the moment. Too many lols and too much bollocks.

JMO.

taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:48

But anyone who went on my profile would know I'm a newbie.
I don't just ramble on my posts. I've posted serious issues too so not always bollocks.

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GypsyMoth · 26/05/2011 21:48

whats JMO??

taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:49

Not seen one lol on this thread, nevermind.

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AgentZigzag · 26/05/2011 21:49

Not very nice post there shineon, I've seen regulars talk equal bollocks and get a good and funny thread on the back of it.

Try again tomorrow night taylor, talking bollocks goes down better on a Friday night Grin

K999 · 26/05/2011 21:49

Just My Opinion ??

taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:50

Jmo is just my opinion

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AgentZigzag · 26/05/2011 21:50

Fucking lol.

AgentZigzag · 26/05/2011 21:51

Sorry, just a general 'fucking lol' not aimed at you OP Grin

taylor74 · 26/05/2011 21:52

Thanks agent x :)

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