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AIBU?

Congealed gussets?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 09/05/2011 11:43

It's only polite.

You take off your pants.

You fold them up.

Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy.

But concealment is key.

My 5yo knows this simple life skill.

Nobody wants to see what's ranking in your pants.

Not even the washer.

Nor a visiting guest who happens to walk past your washing dump basket.

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 09/05/2011 11:44

Chaos for the love of God woman check your thread titles before posting!

AmazingBouncingFerret · 09/05/2011 11:45

But yes I tend to do the fold or scrunch thing.

aldiwhore · 09/05/2011 11:46

Hmmm, agree. Though you've mentioned two of my most hated words in the title, I couldn't let that pass without comment.

BumWiper · 09/05/2011 11:46

wtf is a cogealed gusset?

BumWiper · 09/05/2011 11:47

congealed even.

paddypoopants · 09/05/2011 11:47

If you have to conceal your gussets I am assuming the thread title was correct.

Rannaldini · 09/05/2011 11:47

or where the gussets are now slightly bleached due to your pelvic floor being removed during the course of 3 pregnancies

pinkstinks · 09/05/2011 11:47

i feel sick...

OryxCrake · 09/05/2011 11:48

Hilarious thread title!
But yes, you're right...

yoshiLunk · 09/05/2011 11:48

laughing at the irony of BumWiper asking what a congealed gusset is

AccioPinotGrigio · 09/05/2011 11:48

Dare I ask what has inspired this thread? Whose congealed gusset are we talking about.

ledkr · 09/05/2011 11:48

bit of thrush maybe?

NettoSuperstar · 09/05/2011 11:48

BumWiper · 09/05/2011 11:49

ooooooh.
after 4 pregnancies i can proudly boast i passed the trampoline test.
pantyliners for those with gooey gussets.

LaurieFairyCake · 09/05/2011 11:50

The only time I have every yelled at dd is because she failed for the third time to remove the knickers from the leggings meaning I had to do it - utterly gross and disrespectful - boak emoticon

ledkr · 09/05/2011 11:50

valiumredhead · 09/05/2011 11:51

I was going to suggest Ariel Gel for congealed gussets [ grin]

ExitPursuedByALamb · 09/05/2011 11:51

My DD (11) always seems to have streaks in her pants - Whenever she goes on sleepovers I beg her to put her dirty knicks in her bag, not leave them lying around for all to see how crap she is at wiping her arse

ledkr · 09/05/2011 11:51

you did mean concealed didnt you?

kreecherlivesupstairs · 09/05/2011 11:51

I once had a crusty gusset. A gekko had laid some eggs in my knickers and the woman who did all our housework (I love you K) ironed them.
Laurie, my DD does that, sometimes socks are on the ends of the legs too.

ledkr · 09/05/2011 11:52

moist toilet wipes?

BumWiper · 09/05/2011 11:52

oh fucking hell Laurie thats sick.
hmmm mn has reached new lows when we are talking about other womens discharge lol.

MooMooFarm · 09/05/2011 11:52

Bumwiper how did you manage that? Were you too posh to push?

I can pass the trampoline test but only with my feet together - star jumps are a no no - does that count?

AmazingBouncingFerret · 09/05/2011 11:53

See I assumed it was a typo...

JeremyVile · 09/05/2011 11:54

Gusset is a horrid word. To couple it with conealed in just out of order.

Rannaldini - Please explain re the bleached gusset and pelvic floor.
There was a big thread on bleachy gussets ages back, and I dont think a consensus was reached on the cause - or it was just thought to be down to the individuals PH balance.

Perhaps I should start another thread.

Perhaps I should Do Something More Constructive....

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