Congealed gussets?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's only polite.

You take off your pants.

You fold them up.

Even screw them up if you're a wee bit lazy.

But concealment is key.

My 5yo knows this simple life skill.

Nobody wants to see what's ranking in your pants.

Not even the washer.

Nor a visiting guest who happens to walk past your washing dump basket.

[sonicboak]

Moist.

I think possibly the funniest aspect of this thread is Chaos' mis-types.

So far we've had Congealed, Smort Cookies and Untrigued

I think Untrigued is my favourite word ever too - almost the opposite of intrigued and exactly how I'd feel about a congealed gusset.

The amount/type of intimate information that we are prepared to share on here never fails to amaze me.

I see your 'moist'.

And raise you, phlegm

Nah, phlegm is just a bit of chest bogey.
Moist has far more bleuurky connotations.

Laurie what bit are you angry about - leaving knickers in leggings or periody knickers? I am confused! Surely the stained knickers are worse than leaving knickers in leggings?.................. I am sensing there is a whole back story to your annoyance

Doesn't bleach ruin knickers? I wasn't kidding about Ariel Gel - it's amazing stuff!

Forget moist, the word you're looking for is Smegma

valium it's not so much that anyone is bleaching their knicks with actual bleach, more that peoples' discharge is bleaching their gussets

Oh good LORD baad I wish I'd never asked bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk!

Ladies don't forget chaos alopogised for all these mis-types.

chaos hilarious thread - and thankful I have a DS! I conceal my congealed undies though.

I would like to refer back to previous threads discussing MIL's tendancy to do washing for DIL.

When I dared suggest you might not want MIL seeing everything you had to um "offer" in the pants dept. I was asked what horrible things I had to hide.

and now you all come out as dirty pant bleachers the bloody nerve. This is why you should never interfere in other people's gussets.

Sorry valium but thought you needed to know!

knicker bleaching? Is there something inside us that bleaches knickers post babys?
And what is this trampoline test you speak of? Am I the only one without a clue

I lost it there for a moment, glad the kids were outside and didn't see the tears rolling down my face . So could not have explained that to a pair of 4 year olds.
DH winds me up by saying moist all the time as he knows its a word I hate.

Well, in the spirit of sharing - my bleaching days were my teens so def not post-birth or battered pelvicbasement floor.

I know of worse.

My friend's fairly repulsive 15 year old daughter (think Jabba the Hutt in a playsuit) always leaves her used sanitary towels on TOP of the bathroom waste basket, wings wide open and soiled side up, in a manner that suggests she is proud of her monthly excretions.

Oh and no, she's not depressed. She's just minging.

So what is it that bleaches then? I thought us ladies were slightly acidic and bleach was alkaline (or maybe the other way round)

Oh that's grim!!

For ages next doors teenage daughter used to throw her used towels and tampons into our garden .

Gussets should be concealed at all times , nobody should be privvy to a ladies gusset.

Just googled the bleachy thing. It is to do with Ph levels. Apparently drinking too much fizzy drinks and/or caffeine / other acidic things can cause it. Advise is to drink more water!

Good Grief!

Maybe we should all go out and buy some litmus papers for our fanjo's?

Pret a Manger's new summer menu (they tucked a card in with my lunch) features a 'Crunchy Humous Bloomer'.

Sounded like it belonged on this thread.

Ha ha, BaadRobot, I just did the same thing, can't believe I typed 'bleached gusset' into google.

Got this site.

Am slightly worried that the author describes wearing panty liners as a 'ball ache' .

Actual lol @ 'Crunchy Humous Bloomer'.

V.good.