to want there to be a recognised term for when people answer questions you did not ask in your OP

[ellifino]

OP: How long do I need to cook a soft boiled egg for?

Answer: Soft boiled eggs are very high in cholesterol you know. Why not have some steamed fish?

Answer: Why are you cooking at this time of day?

Answer: Are you pregnant OP? Because you shouldn't eat them soft boiled if you are.

Answer: Have you thought about going on a cookery course OP? Sure Start are running them these days.

Answer: Leave the bastard!!

This often happens on my threads and it would be useful to be able to say without snark "thanks everyone, but can you all stop [insert phrase here] because I really just need to know how long to boil an egg!"

Procrastababbling?

Fraggling, its a bit like haggling, but fffff-iyer.

Nothing useful to add, just like the word!

autohypothesising

Interogatortwattry

Irrelevanting

Try not to drink caffeine at least two hours before bedtime. Not everyones dp appreciates a Douwe Egberts dutch oven.

Peeveating

It's like deveating but more petty and annoying

Tangentsniping

Idioblabbering

I like irrelevanting!!

ps. about 7 minutes....!

deviate and peeviate - sorry pedants :)

JKPP

Shite fighting.

I like tangentsniping.

I love irrelevanting

but I now prefer irrelevanting

Burblejacking

irrespculating (irrelevant and speculatory)

*needs another 'e' so irrespeculating/irrespeculatory.

You statement is irrespeculatory and has nothing to do with my OP.

Respondothising

But the cholesterol in eggs is good cholesterol. Have another.

I am going to start using irrespesculatory in rl. See if anyone calls me on it.

Hey Jamie

You have both been buried at sea btw (paggy and James)

7 minutes

1. Fact.

Just don't answer posts you don't want to answer... it's that simple really.

Good idea.

In a voting mood today, so I'm voting for irrelevanting.

I'll be honest, I'm actually quite a good cook, but I have no friggin idea how long to boil an egg for as it's not something I do!!
Have probably just shown myself up for being a total egg phillistine