To have left my son asleep in the car..

[monkeyfacegrace]

On the driveway, in the shade (for those boring ones of you),

while I dragged my husband-to-be indoors for a good hard sunny day lunchtime shag

My DP is the king of lax parenting but even he did this face when i told him....

Really,read truthsweet s link.

oh ffs he sleeps on the driveway in the car all the time. Its no secret. Ive had this conversation on here numerous times.

He wouldnt be scared if he woke up.
The car was in the shade, blacked out windows anyway, but they were all wound down and boot was open, breeze blowing, naked expect nappy, and we were in the middle of nowhere up a long drive.

It was TWO minutes, get a grip.

And nowhere did I say I was distracted while the car was moving.

And if this thread was TMI, some of you must b revolted by a lot of the Fri night threads

We're obviously doing this all wrong..

OP, wooooow, how fucking amazing! You two must be shit hot, in a moving car and then while your kid was left outside. You're soooooo cool. I must follow your shining example. It's still quite hot here, I'll just go and putt DD in the car... If we get a move on we can have a quick fuck before the sun goes down and it cools down a bit.

You've got it all wrong OP if you'd left him whilst you placed an online Boden order it would have been perfectly fine but to have sex with his father, they'll burn you !

It is a daft thing to do, don't do it again is my advice if anything happens you'll never forgive yourself.

My decree absolute from an abusive relationship came through btw, happy days

Why boast about a 2 minute fuck???? Seriously.

You might not have said you were distracted while driving but you said "you had started your boyfriend off" so someone wasn't paying full attention when driving.

misquote there TOB. Tut tut. Watch it, the pedants will be out

Not huffy in the slightest. Nowt could take the grin off my face today. Best day since I can ever remember, actually.

Theirs a word for women like her beings in s ends in lag

I dont understand why you are so proud of a 2 minute fuck!

slag? Having sex with your partner? Jeesh! Thats the first time ever Ive been called a slag!

"from an abusive relationship"..... So now we need to feel sorry for you, yes?

You seem to have moved on just fine.

DS had a snooze in the car today, whilst we unloaded the shopping and put it away.

It hasn't been particularly hot here, though we left the door open anyway. Mind you, we parked on the street, not on a drive way.

I would rather be a miserable person than one who puts her child at risk to be fucked .

Have you been drinking OP?

Really, its your own fault for posting this thinking people would think its ok.

We dont have a picture of your drive "in the middle of nowhere" And I suspect even if we did you'd still get the same reaction.

STOBBIT STOBBIT STOBBIT

Don't call her a slag.

Whenever my DS falls asleep in the car one of us has to sit in there with him and read the paper. Clearly we've been doing it wrong...

maypole1 - in what universe does this make her a slag?????? WTF is that about?

null- why on earth would you think he wasn't the father, and what would it matter if he wasn't?

I personally don't agree with leaving a child alone in the car, but i really am not understanding you lot insulting her, when it clearly isn't need.

monkeyfacegrace geeez you picked a wrong day to post in aibu!!!!

"we started off while driving home"

hardly a misquote and it is TOF not TOB .

Ah two minutes. That explains the need to stealth boast on AIBU. That was clearly a record breaking episode

gah Id had a glass of wine and was having a laugh, Im not fussed in the slightest by getting a grilling, thats what the MN vipers are for. Wouldnt have you lot any other way!

And I read that link, and in all seriousness, learnt something.

Look LOOK Dr who is on telly MUMSNETTERS!!