To have left my son asleep in the car..

[monkeyfacegrace]

On the driveway, in the shade (for those boring ones of you),

while I dragged my husband-to-be indoors for a good hard sunny day lunchtime shag

Two minutes my arse. Inconvenient child left in hot car so parents can have sex. Irony is OP was celebrating coming out of an abusive relationship...

As much as the OP is obviously inviting a flaming here (perhaps she's bored?) I think calling her a slag and asking if her DP is the baby's father is waaaay OTT

Actually, because if he is (which it turns out he is) Then that makes two irresponsible parents prepared to put their own child in danger.

But actually, even Im feeling a bit sorry for you now. You have been flamed.
Do not do anything so stupid again, please.

Agree with worral.

Agree with calling OP a daft bint and completely tasteless post but there is no need to be that nasty

Urgh monkey what did you do to that biscuit to make it soggy

DH is on the way to the shop, have just ordered choco leibniz. Thanks GetOrf! [bugrin] !

rofl, it was dipped in tea.

Durr.

Good idea GOML everyone's bound to stop and stare at your stripy orange tits!

at tragically

orange tits orange tits orange tits....

Don't you bloody start

[bugrin]

Her DP is also in the wrong but he didn't brag about it on AIBU
And you can smiley face and eye roll and biscuit throw all you want you were wrong to do it
PS I don't think your a slag but both of you are naive

I don't think you're a slag, but I do think you are irresponsible.

Not nice calling another woman a slag.

I have no idea whether op is a slag or not- I'm just that anyone can seriously use AIBU to boast about a 2 minute shag. Either it's a very rare event or he set a new record with the 2 minutes. Or perhaps both!

Uncomfortable with the word slag, but I do think you've been vile.
'Starting each other off' in the car, with your naked child in the back. Then leaving him alone in a car while you have sex.... Yuk.

I'm not boring (or perfect) by any means, but you've both behaved really badly.

And there's definitely no here.

what a lot of old twaddle

I'm glad you had a nice shag, OP, while your son had a little doze in the car

now put him to bed, watch a bit of telly, have some more wine and do it again. Only hope your dp manages it for a bit longer this time

Amazing reaction.

We also left our youngest child in a car on a private drive with all doors open for five minutes today in the shade - she was asleep. She happily came in then to have lunch.

We dialled up the GPs for a video-conference in that time, but no time for sex though.

I couldn't relax enough to ever leave her any longer, even though I know she's totally safe. I'm always slightly frantic until she comes in, but she does benefit from the sleep and always wakes when I try and pick her up.

...incidentally I don't think I've ever seen the word slag on mn before

Ive only slept with 4 people in my life, and they have all been long term partners. Slag is the furthest thing from the truth. But I dont mind being called it, makes me sound like I have a colourful life