To have left my son asleep in the car..

[monkeyfacegrace]

On the driveway, in the shade (for those boring ones of you),

while I dragged my husband-to-be indoors for a good hard sunny day lunchtime shag

What spectacularly shit parenting.

If he was asleep you could have carried him inside.

Beyond Unreasonable to leave him in the car.

Interested in how you cool a sleeping child while stuck in slow moving traffic on a hot day?

Is this a joke?

If it isnt then YABVVVVVVVVU, and I cant believe you actually thought there was a possibility that you were not.

I notice OP has run away after none of us were particularly impressed with the triumph of her libido over her parental duties.

But YAB unbelievably fucking U to leave a baby in a car on a day like this while you were being very busy doing something else and not at all paying attention. That the windows were down and thd car open for someone to wander past and take him/him to wake up and wander off himself DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER !!!

FFS.

op you are a selfish arsehole.

I seriously hope this is a wind up!

Since the OP hasn't returned, I suspect, sadly, that this is real. Such awful parenting there are barely words for it.

I wonder if the OP may show up claiming this to be a joke to get out of the judgement, but I think this is probably real.

Nope not run off, just amused by the insults and assumptions about my parenting. Im having a fantastic day, lots happened in succession that has been worrying me for months, and my son was totally safe at all times.

Thanks for the grilling though

Well this is going to kick off now. Have a

Lots has happened to you, but a "shag" would make it all better, yes?

Out of intrest, is the "husband to be" even the childs father?

Well if it's true then you're a tit, that's fact, no assumptions necessary. And if it's a joke then don't give up the day job.

HTH

Oooh nice dig null. But sorry to disappoint, yes, he is his dad.

Christ you lot are a bunch of miserable fuckers today aren't you

You really are an idiot.

YABVVU - Did you honestly expect people to pat you on the back and say well done

WTF? .

Wish you hadn't bothered to share.

Your driving along with naked child and you and yor DP start some kind of foreplay while driving? OMG you are sooooo cool to just leave the kid in the car so you could get your hole...
I'm glad your having a fantastic day though..- just hope your child never realises that you would choose a fuck over his safety..

"Is the husband to be even the child's father?" Hahaaaaaa

Bloody hell.

Fucking hell. Left asleep in a car On a boiling hot day. Poor child. Fucking uncomfortable at the very least

Just to add another YWBU though I am sure you don't care.

You say you were "safety first" but clearly you were not.

• doing sexual things to a driver while they were driving. Any number of things could have happened while he was distracted including worse case you could have killed innocent people.
• left your child alone. He could have been over heating, frightened, abducted.

I am truly and and at the things people do and then post about it.

I am not the best parent but would never do that.

Yes and if someone had run off with her child wile she was getting a beef injection she would have been the first crying to Kirsty young about the fact someone has taken her child

Shame on you even if the windows were down he would of been strapped in, with the boiling heat of the seats no wind as the car was not moving and to be honest the car is hotter when its sationery that when moving

I wonder were else op leaves baby while she has sex

OMG are you actually that stupid Grace? Your son was not safe at all times. You put him in danger to go and have a shag. Mother of the year award for you then. FFS.

Oh dear I think I need a shit parent badge too. I use to leave my DS asleep in the car after food shopping whilst trapsing to the 3rd floor and back with bags. Just the windows wound down and in a underground carpark (locked)

And we lived in Tenerife.

Oh here we go.