To have left my son asleep in the car..

[monkeyfacegrace]

On the driveway, in the shade (for those boring ones of you),

while I dragged my husband-to-be indoors for a good hard sunny day lunchtime shag

Christ im the most relaxed parent i know, but i wouldnt leave a sleeping child in a car so i could have a shag damn fucking irresponsible and foolish imo

Think OP is a classy laydee

YWBU.
And yes, it's illegal to do that in Australia, probably in other countries too - it's only because it doesn't get that hot that often that it isn't illegal in the UK but I expect that if something were to happen to a child left alone in a car, the parents would be charged with criminal neglect or whatever it's called. It's not like you were watching out the window the whole time, is it? No, you were too busy thinking of yourselves.

How could you possibly relax? Weren't you worried he would wake and be upset?

how long would it take for someone to reach through the window, open his seat belt and snatch him do you reckon?

It gets worse - the windows were wide open AND he was naked?! this thread isnt real surely?! What type of parent would leave their little one asleep in a wide open car alone while they went for a shag?!

Is this something the OP has been told about and is faking first person to get opinions?

We did similar in Spain but...

The car was in a locked yard.
It was in the covered car port, so shaded, with all doors open.
DH and I weren't off shagging, we were in my Dad's pool which was only a few steps from the car port.
We kept checking in on him every few minutes and we were at the car in seconds when he woke up.
Both times when we got changed in and out of our swimming gear, one of us stayed outside with him while the other got changed so he was never left alone.

So I think YABU OP.

If it is one of those fake AIBUs as tidydancer refers to I am going to jump into the laptop and kick the OP's arse.

What the hell is the blow job for a big mac! Reminds me that my ex boss was offered a shag for a scotch egg by a drunken cockerney sparra in Barking in the late 70s.

Am by the sheer stupidity of the OP, Tghis can't be real.

I popped out today and although i parked my car was in the shade it was very hot very quickly.

You seem real classy OP

Sigh This

And at the end.

i dont think op is a troll, just a big young a reckless

YABU - leaving the child in the car?

Sorry, have you not heard of the dangers of doing that, shade or no shade? All for a quick shag, which you could've done when said child was safe in bed?

Christ almighty

Calm down all, there is no way on earth this is anything but a wind up.

Yabu.

Too hot plus he might have woken up all alone and distressed . . .

Agree Jimswife but what's the point of it (the thread)

oh so not only did she leave her son in a baking hot car they also put their lives at risk whilst driving home because they were frollocking - lovely!!!

troll??

Alway been told that on a hot day it could reach up to 20 degrees (farenheit) hotter in the car in a half hour.

SO if it was 75 degreees outside could be up to 95 in the car.. Would have been stifling even with the windows open.

But ha ha aren't you wild and crazy. etc

OP are you pissed? Way to overshare.

I left my DS asleep in the car on the drive yesterday. It was breezy and the windows were open. I kept the front door open and checked every couple of minutes. I don't think that's a problem. Leaving him for a shag would have been weird.

I don't think OP is trolling. I think she's just naive and well, a bit of an arse.

This has to be a wind-up. Nobody would be that stupid.