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To have left my son asleep in the car..

331 replies

monkeyfacegrace · 23/04/2011 13:52

On the driveway, in the shade (for those boring ones of you),

while I dragged my husband-to-be indoors for a good hard sunny day lunchtime shag

Grin Grin Grin Grin

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DontCallMePeanut · 23/04/2011 23:34

Aye, MFG seems to be avoiding that question, Bosco...

DontCallMePeanut · 23/04/2011 23:35

I take it back, she answered... at last

monkeyfacegrace · 23/04/2011 23:35

see, the answer wasnt that exciting, was it?!

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Spero · 23/04/2011 23:35

I TOO have been wondering about your four year old! Doubtless fathered by some anonymous man when you were drunk!

You are a disgrace to womankind. Etc, etc, will this do?

O this is classic.

LDNmummy · 23/04/2011 23:37

This is either fake or the OP is an admittedly very bad parent. Whichever one it is, I do not have time for people like this so will bugger off as I cannot be arsed. Have not even read whole thread.

DontCallMePeanut · 23/04/2011 23:37

Is Spero your DP, MFG?

monkeyfacegrace · 23/04/2011 23:37

Yeah, I must be a slave to my man. It couldnt possibly be that I have a higher sex drive than him, could it?

noooo, that couldnt be right.

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monkeyfacegrace · 23/04/2011 23:37

No she isnt. My dp is sat next to me watching MOTD. Very manly Wink

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Gemsy83 · 23/04/2011 23:38

To summise LDNMummy- having sex whilst child is in car- good parent
'Starting off' (i.e foreplay) whilst child in car- happy person
Someone who doesnt agree with this- frigid/virgin.

DontCallMePeanut · 23/04/2011 23:39

Well summarised, Gemsy Grin

Spero · 23/04/2011 23:40

o I WISH peanut! then I might have the chance of getting some action.

I think what is upsetting some of you so much is not remotely what risk her child was under but that she hasn't curled up and died after some of your frankly disgraceful comments.

Some people need to be taking a good hard look in the mirror.

insertfunnynicknamehere · 23/04/2011 23:40

Yeah Spero thats what the Muslims need, a good fucking...

Not to hijack your lovely classy thread about child safety...but ikilledbosco where you from and is this the bosco you killed? If so you cant have killed him..please say it aint so!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=beaut.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bosco.jpg&imgrefurl=beaut.ie/blog/2007/bosco-shrieks-out-manically-marion-i-need-blusher-tips/&h=400&w=400&sz=28&tbnid=-wy5bCR4dLgToM:&tbnh=124&tbnw=124&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dpicture%2Bof%2Bbosco%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=picture+of+bosco&hl=en&usg=__ePI6byn7YuxCmL8S5sY7VfTq3PA=&sa=X&ei=OFWzTaCFLojMhAex7pjkDw&ved=0CBsQ9QEwAA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">my one true love

Gemsy83 · 23/04/2011 23:42

Yes they do- the OP being one of them. Neglecting a child for the sake of a shag says a lot more about her as a person than anyone else posting on here.

Spero · 23/04/2011 23:42

dear funny, that comment applies to anyone whose uptight rage and hatred for humanity seems to be overwhelming their sense of self. As this thread so illuminatingly shows, that is not restricted to Muslims.

monkeyfacegrace · 23/04/2011 23:42

or check the post at 22.10.56 which also summarises it. But in a lot less fun way hey Wink

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DontCallMePeanut · 23/04/2011 23:45

No, I'm bothered about the risk she put her dc under... all of which have been summarised by other posters.

And I wouldn't say MY comments are disgraceful (in fact, the majority aren't)... I just think that sometimes a harsh dose of whatever other people think is what's needed. Better to realise what a twat she's been now than when she does it again and DC gets heatstroke/wakes up alone and can't see mummy thus scared/abducted cos Mummy forgot to lock the car that one time...

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 23/04/2011 23:45

Argh sod it, I think OP posted this all a bit giddy and expecting a lot of "ooh you lucky thing, the last time I had lunchtime sex was eighty billion years ago" without really thinking through what she actually did. She has had the good grace to accept that she's learnt something from all this and I'd bet my Lindt Lindors (oh yes) that she won't be doing it again.

ikilledBosco · 23/04/2011 23:46

insertfunnynicknamehere pmsl Grin
Yes thats him. Locked in his box FOR EVER
mwahhhhhh

BitOfFunnyBunny · 23/04/2011 23:47

Or posting about it anyway...

insertfunnynicknamehere · 23/04/2011 23:48

You leave him alone..Il tell Marian and Frank, I swear I will...

sobs in corner

Spero · 23/04/2011 23:48

Ok, maybe the majority of comments aren't disgraceful, but there have been enough breathtakingly nasty misogynistic swipes that sadly just confirm for me that mostly women are women's own worst enemies.

I am sure op doesn't need me to defend her so I am going to bed now.

BitOfFunnyBunny · 23/04/2011 23:49

Will you be back in two minutes, Spero? Grin

monkeyfacegrace · 23/04/2011 23:50

Yeah, Im going to call it a night too. Thanks for the imput all.
Im off to bed to, um, sleep Blush
Dont all row without me!

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DontCallMePeanut · 23/04/2011 23:50

Grin funnybunny

Gemsy83 · 23/04/2011 23:51

So do you think if it was a father posting this everyone would have said 'Of course YANBU- get in there!'???