To have left my son asleep in the car..

[monkeyfacegrace]

On the driveway, in the shade (for those boring ones of you),

while I dragged my husband-to-be indoors for a good hard sunny day lunchtime shag

You sound like a teenager who has just started having sex who cant control their urges and needs to tell all and sundry about their encounters whilst thinking its oh so amusing and that they are the only person in the world to ever have had sex- its made me cringe tbh.

I have just started having sex again.

Corr, if more people had it, the world would be a happier place.

maypole and nulliusxinxverbax, I find your insults and insinuations as offensive and distasteful as the OP has been naive. The heat is the issue here, and that's all. She thought she had it under control but clearly hadn't really considered the risks (DD is only 13mths and have never had to think this one through myself before, but this thread has made me do so).

How come islandmoocow hasn't been picked up on leaving her DCs in the car for longer? Is it just the sex that makes the difference here?

And as for the risk of abduction or whatever, do none of you ever let baby DCs sleep outside in the pram (under a watchful eye of course)? That's a bit sad.

Most peeps dont need to declare a afternoon shag on the internet,Certainly not a 2 minute 'shag' anyway..

Good was it OP?

Thank you. If Id have known the fact about the 20degs hotter in a car thing of course I wouldnt have done it. I love my kids more than life itself, an their comfort and wellbeing are of upmost importance to me.

As it was, I thought the temp was fine, me and dp certainly felt cool, and we were super quick. Poor judgement Ive come to realise,

But blody good fun

Search the internet Thing. My post is the least of your worries.

Do you think because people dont publicise it like someone from Grange Hill having their first romp behind the bike shed they 'arent having any' MFG? Maybe people exercise something known as decorum- try it some time when you grow up a bit!

I can't be arsed to search out '2 minute sex'

Nope, Im thinking the cats bum faces mean they aren't getting any. Decorum bollocks, its sex fgs.

search 'quicky' instead then

Theres no point crtisizing me for my comment RE father of the child.

I did not say "so then, whos the daddy, bet it aint even your boyfriend is it you faaaackin slaaaag"

I said "out of interest, is the husband to be your childs father?"

Turns out he is. So In my opinion, he deserves slack for this aswell. His behaviour is what I would expect from a man who wasnt related to the child. But clearly he was happy to put a quick shag before his childs safety aswell.

If people rad my other posts, they'd see that I explained this. I also said I felt a bit sorry for you now. But now I come back, and you are still bragging about it???!! And infering that you will do it again, just not tell us??!!

You may have a few sticking up for you now, because apparently, you have a sense of humour, But it is clear from this thread the majority of us still think what you have done is in very bad taste.

Wow and another insightful thread involves the size of your jugs and wanting to buy sexy undies...you sound as deep as a puddle and like me when I was about 15 perhaps

excuse me? Why the fuck shouldnt I ask where to buy underwear from? Dont bring my other threads into this.

Ha ha, you get 12 to 14 hours sleep a night yet you still needed to take this risk to have sex??!!

my god it just gets better and better

Seriously, tell the truth now, is this a fucking wind up?

And for the record, I have never, ever, left my child outside in a car, a pram, or had sex in a bed with her. As some keep refering to these things.

Just commenting on the whole picture I get here. Being a fuck toy for your husband to be is clearly number one priority for you

No, I said my ds sleeps that long. Doesnt mean I dont work evenings/dd goes to bed

Unreasonable because of the heat. But not because of the risk of "snatching"

This does not happen, people!

Nullis because its not 'naughty' and tee hee hee enough tio have sex when the kids are safe/in bed did you not know- tsk bet you are a virgin ;)

Well, no. I struggle to buy underwear, I was asking for advice where to buy plus size for my honeymoon. Not that odd by all accounts . If you want a true picture of my life, try reading all my threads, not just the ones that fit your picture.

Gem is obviously rattling that braincell round too much and missing vital info

Gemsy

I know, Im such a fucking prude, wanting to have sex at normal responsible times of the day.....what a bore....

after 11pm? but before 6am?

We have occasionally had it outside those hours but it's as rare as a blue diamond.

Responsible times of day? Jeez...

At least I have more braincells to have only read 3 autobiographies, two of which being Jordan and Sharon bloody Osbourne...the more of your threads ive seen the more childlike you appear- sorry!