Thinking about becoming a call girl

[phillangie]

I saw an episode on Jeremy Kyle about high class escorts, and it seems very glamarous! So does the secret diary of a call girl. I want that life style. My children have all left home, I am divorced and single so why not?

Will people look down on me? My house needs renovation aswell, so it's a good way to make money. Am I being unreasonable to think I could do this?

I wonder if she looks like taylor swift yet.

I lived with my ex husband for 25 years who had some unmentionable personal hygiene problems, and I never got anything back. At least a client with halitosis will only be for a night, I can handle that. But I will have a restriction on kissing. Only sex. And dinner.

I wonder how many women are driven to prostitution by the feeling that they are already being prostituted, just not paid.

prostitutes talking
Short programme. Mentions making a lot of money - including from someone who likes to shit on her. Oh, and when she refused anal, someone stabbed her in the neck.

At least I will be working, unlike some people.

Too funny.

Just read the whole thread..well,that was 5 minutes I'm never going to get back

If you have grown-up kids you're dreaming. No-one's paying a fortune to stick it up old arse.

Harsh but true.
Why would a punter pay for an old banger, when he can pay the same amount for a go in a newer model?

I say that as an old banger myself

booooring

Well it certainly changed my arsehole. It's like dropping a food parcel out of the bomb doors of a Spitfire when I go for a Forrest Gump these days.

DH heard me laughing and said ''don't tell me. MN ?''

ZOMBIE THREAD.

still, was funny

OP. Just try it once and see if you like it.?

ffs SINCE THIS IS A Z-O-M-B-I-E THREAD SHE PROBABLY DID THAT 4 YEARS AGO!

Bloody hell op how will your kids feel about that? Seeing as it is just like any other job maybe you can recommend it to your kids as well! You sounds like you have absolutely no self esteem whatsoever. Do you think your customers will treat you To dinner. Mind boggling........

When dating, after divorce, in my late 40's, my overriding emotion was usually 'thank god I don't have to do this for a living.' The number of middle aged men with problematic 'baggage' from previous relationships and sexual problems, made it souldestroying hard work.

Is OP still alive, do you think?

I think this is a set-up.

If this thread had been made today, it would've been zapped very quickly! I'm surprised this is still standing 😂😂

I remember reading a harrold robbins novel, something about Park Avenue. I was pre-adolescence and some of the finer details may have gone over my head. However, I did pick up on the possibility of prostitution as career path, delighted to find one that did not appear to require the work hard at school line my parents had been peddling me.

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Think it was a whole eighteen months before i started to see some of the flaws in the argument.

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Never mind the OP.

I want MarmeladeDuke to still be around. He/She has a lovely turn of phrase as they say.

love a bit of toilet humour

I want OP to come back to update us. And for Marmalade to still be here.

Sorry but I couldn't get passed this..... They'll take me out for dinner 😂😂😂 no they won't you idiot! How dillusional!

Oh I should have looked at the bloody date! Sorry!