Thinking about becoming a call girl

[phillangie]

I saw an episode on Jeremy Kyle about high class escorts, and it seems very glamarous! So does the secret diary of a call girl. I want that life style. My children have all left home, I am divorced and single so why not?

Will people look down on me? My house needs renovation aswell, so it's a good way to make money. Am I being unreasonable to think I could do this?

Ho hum, my boudoir is calling me, good night all.

So whats glamorous about letting a perv with a cheesy cock, crusty bumhole and breath like a mucky fish tank use you to masturbate into?

And what if you turned up to meet a man and he was a friend/relative?

Good night Dillie

viola I have no cum stains on my walls - yet. I am still thinking about changing careers. Cum stains will be a welcomed change to the dribbles I endured with my ex.

why would being in a hotel room stop anything happening to you? Did you watch the whole programme? I certainly dont think age is the issue. Another way of looking at it is if you managed to become part of an agency, although still not 100% safe at least someone would keep tabs on you. If its what you want to do, go for it. Its what could happen would concern me more. Also how would your dc's feel? Look at kate wiesal she was hounded. But as my mum always said 'each to their own'

I can't even be arsed to laugh

Are you planning to give up the supermarket first? If so, you risk having a gap between careers, during which you don't earn any money.

How about getting some business cards printed, and slipping them discreetly to lone male customers when you hand them their change/computers for schools vouchers? Once you've built up a client base you can give up the conveyor belt in favour of the garter belt!

I can think of nothing less glamorous than sleeping with a stranger, and for money! .

NOTHING classy about this behaviour at all. Can you not do something else where you don't lose your self respect?

Would anyone like a Pom Bear?

Sorry Gran, you might be tighter than my ex's wallet but you're still old arse!

Lower your sights, that's all I'm saying. You can keep on reaching for that rainbow, you might just have to do it from a street corner.

i thought you were a crap troll until 00.29, but i quite like you now. that bit made me laugh.

the rest of it's bolleaux though, sorry. i'm a fan of a well-done troll thread, but i can't even be bothered to keep reading this one in the hope that you'll make another good one-liner.

sorry.

although, on second reading, the spelling of 'glamarous' was a nice touch, too.

you might be more talented than i thought...

nah.

I'm going for 7/10- points awarded for humour, but deducted for lack of subtlety.

Oh what a load of old shit. This OP is a freak zoid who thinks this is funny. There is no possible way she/ he is being serious.

Loser.

Agree with BoF. This could have been done quite convincingly. But "I'm going to be a hooker! It sounds fab! Yay me!" doesn't quite pull it off.

Whoa there, don't be so hasty.

OP - How much would you charge to have it up the arse?

Oh Emm Gee! You could be like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman! Livin' the dream baybeee!

Just come across this thread (had an early night last night).
I am not quite sure if the OP is a troll, seriously deluded or just plain simple.

I was always worried that 'diary of a call girl' could influence a young girl, but a grown woman!!!!!!

Laughing at "old arse" when the Wayne Rooney story broke I heard such a lovely, quaint, old fashioned expression for what he was doing.

"Like sticking it in a bucket of chopped liver"

Op I don't care if you have had cs, if you've had 25 years of cock you'll be in the chopped liver category too.

I have just checked the date, but realise that the OP is eight days early. Perhaps it is just a wind up.

if your house needs revovating, you just need to become a dominatrix, and initially in payment for whipping the crap out of men, they can do work on your house!!!
and if you feel the urge for some sex with them! like "take me out" the power is in your hands

tbh most houses get done up by the method Jessica has outlined - amazed you don't realise this. no offence but you do seem oddly naiive for someone about to sign up as Katie Wessel's gran's twosome partner

why not be one of those prostitutes who only takes the going out to dinner work or the listening to men talk but no sex - apparently you can make millions doing that and also get a lot of free holidays to glamarous places - again sheikhs etc usually happy just with your company, no sex involved.

often they also like to take you to Harrods and buy you new outfits - no sex involved

i think you can even get free drugs this way

will you be giving any of your earnings to charity? I think that woud be nice, you know, to give something back

Fatty
what's the point of our Phillie being a call girl and getting no pleasure!!!!!