Thinking about becoming a call girl

[phillangie]

I saw an episode on Jeremy Kyle about high class escorts, and it seems very glamarous! So does the secret diary of a call girl. I want that life style. My children have all left home, I am divorced and single so why not?

Will people look down on me? My house needs renovation aswell, so it's a good way to make money. Am I being unreasonable to think I could do this?

well Jess I was thinking deferred gratification really - you know, you go without actual sex for a whole year and then maybe once a year, say on a sheikh's birthday, you let him put his tiny cock in for a few secs - how good would it be, just think!

i am thinking we are looking at this from opposite ends
my thoughts were the OP actually enjoys sex and getting paid for having it, would be lets say "double plaeasure"
bit like a tennis coach, he get paid for doing his hobby!
you seem to be coming at it from the get as much money from the client for as little sex as possible!!

YANBU. But remember that most men who pay prostitutes probably want value for money, given how much it costs. That means they expect blow jobs that go on for hours, anal sex, and lots of fake enthusiasm. Oh, and they'll probably be quite unattractive.

Personally I'd rather clean toilets. At least you don't have to make silly faces while you do it, and you can keep your rubber gloves on.

OP, you could team up with Belgium's longest serving prozzer. She is retiring at the age of 68 or something ridiculous like that. I would post a link to it, but I lost it.
When we lived in Thailand, there were numerous bar girls (lovely euphamism). None of them looked remotely happy unless they were out of their faces on drugs. You must be prepared to take copious amounts of mind altering substances to enable you to become a three hole whore.

Spud
i think most men would pay extra if you kept rubber gloves on during sex [shocked]

Yes OP, go off and be 'glamourous' but make sure you come back in a year's time and post exactly how happy you are.

yawn...

spudulika- there's nothing to stop you from pulling faces whilst cleaning loos if you wish to!

It's good to have a career plan. Don't listen to these harpies on here. Have you watched that documentary Secret Diary of a Jizz Receptacle Call Girl. It's EXACTLY like that.

You go girl WHOOP WHOOP

Morning all, I don't have time to chat today as my shift starts at 11a.m. See, if I was able to work from home I could sit here and chat all day. Some of your comments have been very hurtful, namely IWouldNotCouldNotWithAGoat (Your name is ridiculous, with all those "capitals")

fatty I like your comments - yes, I don't have to have sex with them, which is why I want to be a high class escort.

Like I said before, not everyone's cup of tea, but hey ho!

" yes, I don't have to have sex with them,"

I have some news for you...

Like I said before spud anal sex is evil, and wrong. I shall not be partaking in that wretched action. Disgusting.

why? Do you have experience marmalade? Please fill me in.

Anal sex is what most punters are paying for, hun. They're not paying to hear your opinions on the Libya situation or the banking crisis. They want it hard and fast up the Gary Glitter.

You have been warned. Your bum will no longer be sacred.

marmalade, it sounds like you are talking from experience. How has being a hooker changed you as a woman? Did you have a bad experience?

Well it certainly changed my arsehole. It's like dropping a food parcel out of the bomb doors of a Spitfire when I go for a Forrest Gump these days.

Op: it's entirely up to you, But tbh you won't earn much money - men usually want young girls ( under 25 ) and as you're old enough to have dc that have left home - I'm assuming you're at least 40.

You're just too old.

Not too old. Look at Katie Waissel's granny. Some men have a penchant for granny flange.

But you obviously must have been a lowclass prostitute, I will be a high class one. I won't be taking it up the poo poo hole.

I'm finding it hard to believe they had a high class escort on Jeremy 'chavtastic' Kyle!

PMSL at chopped liver.

I think I have been a bit sick in my mouth

I imagine that most prossie's need to be addicted to drugs for performing their daily duties. Are you up for drug taking phillangie?

Oh dearie me. You have a lot to learn, my dear.

High class doesn't mean you won't engage in a full-range of sex tricks, just that you do it with your hair looking naice, in a naice hotel room, with naice men instead of doing it up against the Biffa bins behind the Spar with Bob the Flog from the pub, for a fiver, whilst wearing a tracksuit.

Sorry to shatter your illusions. You will earn nothing if you refuse to do it up the old chocolate whizzway.

True MW - Granny sex is for some people - but 4O is neither here nor there- you're not young and you're not really old / so you haven't got a niche market

marmalade, surely you meant most men what you to give them up the bum with a strap-on??
have i missed the news what all this about Katie X factor flop granny?????