Thinking about becoming a call girl

[phillangie]

I saw an episode on Jeremy Kyle about high class escorts, and it seems very glamarous! So does the secret diary of a call girl. I want that life style. My children have all left home, I am divorced and single so why not?

Will people look down on me? My house needs renovation aswell, so it's a good way to make money. Am I being unreasonable to think I could do this?

I hate to break it to you but if you have grown up children..no matter how good you look for your age, no rich man is going to take you out to dinner and pay to fuck you.

Why would he when there are so many young beautiful gold diggers around under the age of 25?

Some men like the bored, middle-aged housewife thing. I reckon OP has a niche.

ROFL at this thread.

OP, there is some good advice yhere. Especially about becoming a dominatrix. If you do that you won't have to put out, and while your setup costs in cheap PVC and clanking accoutrements will be a bit higher the earnings are much better, meaning you can get your house revovated (sic) much quicker than you would if you were just a regular wank sock.

In order to be a 'high class' whore, would you not have to be a 'high class' person? Getting career advice from watching Jeremy Kyle seems... Well, not the image you're going for.
But hey, if you think all these rich and attractive men will pay to have boring and vanilla sex with you, great! Your kids will be so proud.

Blimey I'd think this was one of my mates if she didn't still have a dc at home. Although she's edging towards 50, and totally deluded into thinking she can be an escort or lap dancer she isn't a mumsnetter by the way too busy being tagged by weirdos on FB.

Although don't think she has a beard either afaik?

You are surely having us on. The men will have zero respect for you, and will treat you brutally.

I would suggest finding a rich old man to fleece. You need to work out how to meet them. A golddigger is a much safer career choice to prostitution.

You are either very stupid, very shallow or you are having a laugh.

I really hope its the latter.

Regarding "goats" name...not stupid at all makes me smile and think of Dr Seuss

chocolate whizzway?

Oh marmalade. Honestly I adore you.

So OP, you are refusing to become a three hole whore.
IMO, the majority of men fantasise about the marmite motorway route rather than the front bottom. You can vajazzle all you want, but it's the forbidden way for a lot.

If you are talking high class, you are talking wearing clothes that cost 500 a piece. You have to dress the part, can you afford a Chanel handbag?

When was the last time you had a sex-a-thon Op?? I imagine that from the way you 'talk' you might be quite surprised about what goes on in Hotel Rooms now. It can be most unsavoury....

I can't believe people are still responding to Phillangie as if she's for real

Obvious troll is obvious.

"Getting career advice from watching Jeremy Kyle seems... Well, not the image you're going for"

PMSL

This reminds me of a story I read on popbitch about how a well-known FHM underwear model shat herself while having sex with a guy (too much cocaine) and as he ran off disgusted to clean himself up she said, "I don't know what you're so upset about. There are men who would pay me £10,000 for that".

TEN GRAND!!! To have a shit on some bloke's chest! I've got to tell you, I'd be tempted...

"CalamityKate Fri 25-Mar-11 13:48:22
I can't believe people are still responding to Phillangie as if she's for real
"

Are they? I haven't noticed any

cough TROLL ALERT GET THE TROLL SPRAY cough

CK - we all know it's a wind-up, it's called playing along cos we're bored...

"I will be a high class escort."

How do you know that? Surely you are only high-class if someone thinks you are

You earn ££££ if you can breastfeed men ( you have to have proper milk and everything - so a new(ish) mother - ) they like to wear nappies and be mothered - saw a programme about it once - truly fascinating.

After reading this thread I never want to have sex again.

I think, having taken inspiration from this thread, that I shall pack my bags for LA tomorrow. I will then hopefully bump into Richard Gere who will buy me lots of clothes from Rodeo Drive boutiques, and then love me forever.

I'm going to be one of them high class escorts, like what Joanna Lumley was in Shirley Valentine.

Cathy Tyson in Mona Lisa - she was a high class escort and nowt bad ever happened to her.

Oh.

Hang on.